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[munchie]

cw: cannibalism kinda, underage sex jokes, brief nondescript ref to animal violence

Hiii everyone.

(Have an enthusiastic wave from a girl speaking in a perfected baby voice.)

My name's Jennifer Check and I'd like to put it out there that I'm now accepting human sacrifices. Sexual or otherwise.

(She smirks at her own joke, but really, she's starving.)

And I mean human specifically. I don't do that animal sacrifice bullshit. I'm not some psycho white boy who got turned down too many times by the pretty girl at school and who's weirdly obsessed with making Call of Duty half his personality.

(A big sweeping eyeroll. It's amazing how quick her voice went from Baby-Uwu to Frigid-Bitch. It's not a talent everyone could master, admittedly.)

Anyway. Is everyone around here a prude or something? I haven't seen any cleavage outside of my own in like a whole day. Holy shit. (...DRAMATIC REALIZATION...) Did I get kidnapped by the Amish...

(The last part is muttered to herself.)

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[subject_013]

[A throaty, closed-mouthed chuckle, from a rather masculine-sounding set of lungs, then a baritone voice with a hint of a Received Pronunciation British accent speaks.]

Not unless the Amish are suddenly into occultism and blood magic, my dear.

[There's something playfully sinister yet polite in his tone, a little bit dangerous, but mostly Vincent Price-esque.]

[In a more serious tone, he continues.]

I'm a somewhat conservative though hardly conventional dresser myself, so I seem to be fitting in so far. It appears the amount of blood that's seeped into the local biome has a lot to do with the typical modes of local garb. Covering up seems to help hold blood Corruption at bay. By all accounts, Corruption doesn't sound like anything one should flirt with.

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[munchie]

(Oh, that voice though. British and deep? She felt sufficiently buttered up. It keeps her tone in the decidedly cutsie realm because guys like this were Foreign and Exotic and therefore Fascinating.)

Aren't they like, huge recluses though? For all we know, they could be. Do you document them for a living?

(Despite her sweeter-toned voice, there's still something slightly berating. Ah well. She was trying.

Jennifer did have a penchant for danger these days.)

Where's the fun in being conservative? (Jennifer's voice pauses, and when she speaks next, the cutesy thing has dropped away.)

I'm a flirt by nature and blood doesn't really scare me. (She actually kind of needed it. Badly.) Anyway. Have you seen anyone actually "corrupt" yet or are you just eavesdropping on the locals? Some people have totally weird slang.

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[subject_013]

I'd encountered some when I lived and worked in a small city in the Midwest. Depending on the community, some were more reclusive than others, by the accounts I'd heard. The ones I met seemed live the Christian Gospel the most authentically I'd seen: truly generous and helpful, unlike the performative ones I've seen far too many of.

[A small chuckle, an almost teasing note this time.] I've found conservative but classic, dare I say classy garb more mysterious and therefore more enticing, though it's all a matter of taste and personality.

[More serious now, he continues.] I'm no stranger to blood, either, though Corruption sounds like I'd something I'd prefer to avoid. Then again, I'm accustomed to handling biohazards and respecting their parameters and what trouble they can cause. I've been told by the locals that it's a form of... contamination of the mind and body, It's one thing if you're safely consuming blood via transfusion or a donor, but it's another matter if it involves the ambient blood that tinges the soil and even the air of this place, or if one takes too much blood too quickly. One even warned me quite sternly not to take from unwilling donors, which is something I would never do, though I suspect I may depend on it now. I may not be a gentle man, but I am a gentleman.

[Audio](Cw: menstrual cycles)

[munchie]

Yawn. Aren't most of those things like super fucked towards women? Pretty sure I've heard people talk about escaping the Amish like it's a cult. Lots of cults seem generous and helpful. That's the whole part where they get you.

(She snaps her fingers.) Just like that.

(She scoffs at that.) Mysterious to what? Your genitals? There's nothing that mysterious about people. Unless you're not a person, I guess.

(Which she has definitely seen some nonhumans walking around.)

Well, guess me and every other person who leaks crotch blood once a month is about to have a shittier time than usual, huh.

(She....................Has kind of a point to bring that up actually.)

Not for nothing but every guy I've ever met who calls himself is a gentleman is normally a walking, talking scumbag.

((I am so sorry for dropping the ball on this one: DW ate the notif. /glares/ ))

[subject_013]

Quite the opposite: the locals consider those experiencing menstrual cycles especially blessed, since their bodies cyclically offer blood to this world.

[A dry chuckle in his throat.]

I wouldn't class myself as 'every guy', but then again, it's been a while since I was human. That as well as having a chronically low libido contribute to why I cannot get my head around humankind's apparent obsession with sexuality.

[We apologize, he was socialized to have a low opinion of humans, even before the genetic manipulation and the questionable physical therapy that caused the crazy mutations to emerge.]