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[munchie]

cw: cannibalism kinda, underage sex jokes, brief nondescript ref to animal violence

Hiii everyone.

(Have an enthusiastic wave from a girl speaking in a perfected baby voice.)

My name's Jennifer Check and I'd like to put it out there that I'm now accepting human sacrifices. Sexual or otherwise.

(She smirks at her own joke, but really, she's starving.)

And I mean human specifically. I don't do that animal sacrifice bullshit. I'm not some psycho white boy who got turned down too many times by the pretty girl at school and who's weirdly obsessed with making Call of Duty half his personality.

(A big sweeping eyeroll. It's amazing how quick her voice went from Baby-Uwu to Frigid-Bitch. It's not a talent everyone could master, admittedly.)

Anyway. Is everyone around here a prude or something? I haven't seen any cleavage outside of my own in like a whole day. Holy shit. (...DRAMATIC REALIZATION...) Did I get kidnapped by the Amish...

(The last part is muttered to herself.)

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[Audio](Cw: menstrual cycles)

[munchie]

Yawn. Aren't most of those things like super fucked towards women? Pretty sure I've heard people talk about escaping the Amish like it's a cult. Lots of cults seem generous and helpful. That's the whole part where they get you.

(She snaps her fingers.) Just like that.

(She scoffs at that.) Mysterious to what? Your genitals? There's nothing that mysterious about people. Unless you're not a person, I guess.

(Which she has definitely seen some nonhumans walking around.)

Well, guess me and every other person who leaks crotch blood once a month is about to have a shittier time than usual, huh.

(She....................Has kind of a point to bring that up actually.)

Not for nothing but every guy I've ever met who calls himself is a gentleman is normally a walking, talking scumbag.

((I am so sorry for dropping the ball on this one: DW ate the notif. /glares/ ))

[subject_013]

Quite the opposite: the locals consider those experiencing menstrual cycles especially blessed, since their bodies cyclically offer blood to this world.

[A dry chuckle in his throat.]

I wouldn't class myself as 'every guy', but then again, it's been a while since I was human. That as well as having a chronically low libido contribute to why I cannot get my head around humankind's apparent obsession with sexuality.

[We apologize, he was socialized to have a low opinion of humans, even before the genetic manipulation and the questionable physical therapy that caused the crazy mutations to emerge.]