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[munchie]

cw: cannibalism kinda, underage sex jokes, brief nondescript ref to animal violence

Hiii everyone.

(Have an enthusiastic wave from a girl speaking in a perfected baby voice.)

My name's Jennifer Check and I'd like to put it out there that I'm now accepting human sacrifices. Sexual or otherwise.

(She smirks at her own joke, but really, she's starving.)

And I mean human specifically. I don't do that animal sacrifice bullshit. I'm not some psycho white boy who got turned down too many times by the pretty girl at school and who's weirdly obsessed with making Call of Duty half his personality.

(A big sweeping eyeroll. It's amazing how quick her voice went from Baby-Uwu to Frigid-Bitch. It's not a talent everyone could master, admittedly.)

Anyway. Is everyone around here a prude or something? I haven't seen any cleavage outside of my own in like a whole day. Holy shit. (...DRAMATIC REALIZATION...) Did I get kidnapped by the Amish...

(The last part is muttered to herself.)

Comments

Re: cw: incest

[munchie]

Is fucking your third cousin twice removed really any better?

(Okay, you know what.)

You got a point.

cw: incest

[kyley_b]

If I remember high school biology right, that actually is enough genetic difference that you won't encourage mad birth defects and shit.

I usually do. [Almost smug.]

Are you actually like, sacrificing people?

Re: cw: incest

[munchie]

Sometimes it's not about the mad birth defects. Sometimes it's just about fucking someone you can refer to as a cousin in any sort of way.

(Frankly, it was easy to judge people on. And Jennifer loved being judgy.)

No. Sacrifices are stupid. But I am hoping to get a meal before the week's up.

cw: incest

[kyley_b]

I mean, I agree with you. That shit's sick, dude.

You eat people? Or are you like a vampire or something?

[munchie]

I eat boys. And no, I'm not like a vampire. Imagine like...

(She clucks her tongue.)

Well. I guess I'm the only one like me I can think of. You don't want to see what I leave behind, let's just say.

[kyley_b]

Just boys?

Why, do you just shit out the skeleton? [Classy, Kyle.]

[munchie]

That's right. (There's plenty of reason for that, but not reasons she's about to expand on. Instead, she does clarify at least part of it:)

I don't really want to give girls another reason to be nervous to walk alone at night.

(There's an underlying bite in her words.

She smirks.)

No. I just shit out the soul. (She can run with it.)

[kyley_b]

Seems fair. [It's not like he can't see that she has a point.]

Huh. Well. That's a pretty disgusting point arguing against atheism, I guess. [Honestly the idea is more amusing than anything.]

[munchie]

I'm not really religious. (She shrugs. She had been raised Catholic like everyone else in Devil's Kettle, but she mostly just enjoyed going to church because their statue of Jesus was mega hot and had ripped abs. Plus it had been hilarious making half the choir boy line-up blush like crazy.) Do souls have to be religious? Can't they just exist or whatever?

[kyley_b]

I mean, realistically, sure. I meant just more that atheists tend to think that souls don't exist at all. I guess a soul as a concept is agnostic though. [He shrugs.]

I'm gonna take a guess that this shitting souls thing is a relatively recent development? Could you do that before you woke up after being a squid?

[munchie]

Gonna be tooootally real with you - I have no idea what agnostic means. (She had never cared to know about philosophical differences. She was preoccupied with far more important things, obviously. Boy bands. Boys. Eating boys. The usual.)

Yeah, I could. But not that long. This was a development from a few months ago.

[kyley_b]

Oh, it means you don't really believe or/i> disbelieve in religious shit. Or if you believe in the soul but think Christianity is a crock of shit you'd probably be called agnostic.

Huh. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that it probably wasn't an awesome thing that happened to turn you into some sort of badass boy eater.