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[munchie]

cw: cannibalism kinda, underage sex jokes, brief nondescript ref to animal violence

Hiii everyone.

(Have an enthusiastic wave from a girl speaking in a perfected baby voice.)

My name's Jennifer Check and I'd like to put it out there that I'm now accepting human sacrifices. Sexual or otherwise.

(She smirks at her own joke, but really, she's starving.)

And I mean human specifically. I don't do that animal sacrifice bullshit. I'm not some psycho white boy who got turned down too many times by the pretty girl at school and who's weirdly obsessed with making Call of Duty half his personality.

(A big sweeping eyeroll. It's amazing how quick her voice went from Baby-Uwu to Frigid-Bitch. It's not a talent everyone could master, admittedly.)

Anyway. Is everyone around here a prude or something? I haven't seen any cleavage outside of my own in like a whole day. Holy shit. (...DRAMATIC REALIZATION...) Did I get kidnapped by the Amish...

(The last part is muttered to herself.)

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[frogfear]

So, what you're saying is, I don't have to worry about you spitting pea soup at me, at least? Just maybe trying to sacrifice people?

[The whole human sacrifice thing is a little concerning, but she's trying to keep the mood light for Jennifer's sake. There has to be some kind of work around for it; it's just a matter of figuring out what kind of demon they're dealing with and how to keep it happy. That she's looking for willing sacrifices instead of on the hunt for someone either reluctant or completely unwitting is encouraging at least.

Willow looks lost in thought for a moment before nodding.]

Yeah. Yeah, I'll see what I can find. There's got to be something helpful somewhere in the Archives.

[She shrugs a little at the last question. She's not going to come right out with everything - that she has spent the last six years at home fighting against demons and vampires alongside the Slayer - Jennifer's world might not even have vampire slayers. Besides, the distinct impression she gets is Jennifer, not unlike Peter, probably needs help more than condemnation.]

Demons are pretty common where I'm from - vampires too. I mean, yeah, sure, some of them are totally evil destroy the world as soon as look at you types, but I know a few that aren't so bad. It kind of depends a lot on the kind of demon and then the individual too.

cw: eating disorder centric phrasing

[munchie]

If I'm puking anything on you, it'd be more like tar than pea soup. I just keep away from regular food. It totally fucks with my stomach now.

(That Boston Market chicken had been a nightmare on her insides. It was ten times worse than the time she got food poisoning from a bad burrito.)

Which, whatever, who needs the calories anyway?

(Jennifer doesn't bother to go into detail that her sacrifices were a lot more like ruthless slaughterings. Some part of her knew that wasn't what anyone wanted to hear, and sometimes, she wasn't sure she even wanted to hear about it. Her victims were willing up until their death.

But then again, she sometimes thought that some men would drop to their knees to be murdered by her.)

And if there isn't?

(It feels like a reasonable question. That three-eyed chick seemed to want to "help" her too like this. Figure out sustainable, ethically conscious alternatives. Jennifer wasn't sure if she really even wanted alternatives.)

I guess the same can probably be said for people. I guess the only difference is us demons and vampires can kill something a lot faster than the typical person.

[frogfear]

I dunno. I think I'd miss the foods I enjoyed.

[It's another quiet expression of sympathy for Jennifer's plight. It's probably better she not know exactly what the sacrifices entail, but at the same time, it's not like she asked for this, and maybe there's a solution, or an alternative, or something.]

Oh, there has to be something in the Archives. I mean, it's huge. If not...

[If there's nothing in the Archives, what will she do? There's not that many other resources around. She could ask Constantine maybe. He might have some ideas, or recognize the ritual.

She shrugs.]

If not, I'll try to figure out another way, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

[There's a lot more differences between the demons and vampires of her world and regular humans than just murder efficiency, but that could turn into a lengthy discussion, and she's not sure Jennifer really wants all the details on the differences.]

Well... Yeah, that could be a pretty big difference, I guess.

cw: more eating disorder stuff

[munchie]

Ugh. You would. I was on a strict diet even before this whole thing happened to me anyway. One of those no-carb things.

(And a steady intake of laxatives.

She hadn't been to the Archives yet, which wasn't too surprising given her personality. It sounded like the most boring place on earth. Jennifer watches her quietly, tipping her head to the side. Part of her wanted to scream at how much she kept thinking about Needy.

Forget her already. She was ready to forget you.

This girl wasn't entirely like Needy. Needy was still so naive about some stuff. This girl seemed like not much slid past her.

Jennifer realizes it's been a few moments too long since she's responded, and of course, she can't act like she was just burrowed in an emotional moment so she yawns.)

Sorry, I completely glazed over everything you just said. This conversation is completely boring.

(It wasn't. At all.)

If you do all this demon shit, what does that make you? Are you just a human or...?

Re: cw: more eating disorder stuff

[frogfear]

So, uh, I guess you could say you're still working on the no carbs thing, huh?

[It might be dark humour, but really, that's the best she's got in this situation. Besides, Jennifer seems like the dark humour type.

She's clearly distracted, apparently lost in thought, and trying to cover, but Willow lets it slide, although her head tilts slightly as her eyebrows arch with concern.]

Oh, yeah, I'm human. I just... know magic and stuff too.