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[munchie]

cw: cannibalism kinda, underage sex jokes, brief nondescript ref to animal violence

Hiii everyone.

(Have an enthusiastic wave from a girl speaking in a perfected baby voice.)

My name's Jennifer Check and I'd like to put it out there that I'm now accepting human sacrifices. Sexual or otherwise.

(She smirks at her own joke, but really, she's starving.)

And I mean human specifically. I don't do that animal sacrifice bullshit. I'm not some psycho white boy who got turned down too many times by the pretty girl at school and who's weirdly obsessed with making Call of Duty half his personality.

(A big sweeping eyeroll. It's amazing how quick her voice went from Baby-Uwu to Frigid-Bitch. It's not a talent everyone could master, admittedly.)

Anyway. Is everyone around here a prude or something? I haven't seen any cleavage outside of my own in like a whole day. Holy shit. (...DRAMATIC REALIZATION...) Did I get kidnapped by the Amish...

(The last part is muttered to herself.)

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video (cw: ...a mild incest joke)

[munchie]

I don't care about resurrections. (She has never been resurrected before in her life until...The possession thing. And now, she supposed.)

There's all kinds of sacrifices. Like the emotional sacrifice it's taking for me to deal with all of this totally draining negativity.

(Thankfully Jennifer would never be so selfless to seek sacrifices for an apocalypse. She just seeks them for herself and her own benefit.

Which...isn't really any better probably.)

In my world, the Amish are weirdos who isolate themselves away from the rest of society and refuse to use any kind of tech like what we're using right now. They shit in buckets and probably inbreed like crazy.

[bolstafir]

People tend to be pretty negative about dying.

[Well. Most people. Certain immortals trapped in said endless unwinnable war excluded.]

...Anyway. That sounds stupid. Don't know why you'd willingly give up plumbing and electricity. Especially the plumbing.

[Like. He grew up among nomadic bandits who lived in the forest. He's been there, done that, did not have a tshirt to show for it. It's not fun.]

[munchie]

Dying's not so bad. I think it's the emotional explosion that happens when you go.

(She's died twice now and both times were emotionally worse than physically.)

It's a religious thing. They think it brings them closer to god or whatever.

(It's clear this one wasn't exactly an active participant in bible study.)

[bolstafir]

Yeah, can't say I had a fun time with it in Deerington.

[Like, getting run through sucked, but getting run through by your possessed estranged twin sister who was super lying about not having the powers she used to kill you is A Lot to process once you're not-dead again.

But even this conversation about dying does not seem to draw the kind of distaste that her next comment does. He pulls an entire face. Closer to god, huh. What a joke.]

Ugh. Waste of time, honestly. Gods are assholes.

[He's not bitter about anything ever in this life, why would you think that.]