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[munchie]

cw: cannibalism kinda, underage sex jokes, brief nondescript ref to animal violence

Hiii everyone.

(Have an enthusiastic wave from a girl speaking in a perfected baby voice.)

My name's Jennifer Check and I'd like to put it out there that I'm now accepting human sacrifices. Sexual or otherwise.

(She smirks at her own joke, but really, she's starving.)

And I mean human specifically. I don't do that animal sacrifice bullshit. I'm not some psycho white boy who got turned down too many times by the pretty girl at school and who's weirdly obsessed with making Call of Duty half his personality.

(A big sweeping eyeroll. It's amazing how quick her voice went from Baby-Uwu to Frigid-Bitch. It's not a talent everyone could master, admittedly.)

Anyway. Is everyone around here a prude or something? I haven't seen any cleavage outside of my own in like a whole day. Holy shit. (...DRAMATIC REALIZATION...) Did I get kidnapped by the Amish...

(The last part is muttered to herself.)

Comments

cw: mildly homophobic attitude but also not really

[munchie]

It's pretty weird. What if you hated the color red? Would you just be, like, perma-fucked over on your name?

(Or maybe she would just change it to something better.)

If my name was Sapphire and I had to be stuck in one color forever that'd be the worst.

(Jennifer immediately laughs.)

Whoa for real? Are you a lesbo? (She seems to be both amused and intrigued at the exact same time. It sounds homophobic at a glance, but really, Jennifer was just next-level self-aware when it came to her own queerness.)

Is your girlfriend hot? (More importantly.)

No. It was like some bird thing. It was all black. Super Hot Topic.

[onekindsoul]

My name and my hair- The red is natural not a highlight.

[She tilts her head at that but gives a nod.]

I never really thought about it like that- But yeah- I guess it's not for everyone. I haven't really met anyone that hung about their name back home though.

Kind of weird now that I think about it.

[Ruby doesn't quite catch how the tone might be condescending but she's gathered at least that it's not as widely accepted in worlds that aren't her own.]

Uh- Yeah? That's cool, right? You're not from somewhere where it's not, are you?

[Okay. Second question! Her grin grows.]

She is! Dazzling blue eyes, red hair, a poker face that can kill- She's the best around.

Okay! Not who I was thinking about but I love hot topic- I really have to find where all these people are shopping.

(cw: incest joke, mild homophobia)

[munchie]

Of course, it's natural. I've never seen red hair like that before. Where I come from it's just garish.

(It was weird all right, but Jennifer supposed it was better than giving every single girl alive the middle name "Marie" or "Anne." She doesn't say that out loud, of course.

She laughs at the question.)

Obviously. Girls are super sexy. I'm not a regular carpet-muncher myself, but I get it. Chicks are way better kissers. (She snorts.)

Ha! Oh, boy, some people where I'm from don't think it's cool, but those people fuck their cousins so no one really gives a shit about their opinions. Most of their bullshit is aimed at gay dudes though.

(Wow, Ruby.)

You even date a girl with red hair? God, you're dedicated to the theme.

It's a pretty big city. Probably boutiques. There might be some cute stuff if you know where to look...(She's already fantasizing about some cool Van Helsing looking shit. A corset could work.)