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[munchie]

cw: cannibalism kinda, underage sex jokes, brief nondescript ref to animal violence

Hiii everyone.

(Have an enthusiastic wave from a girl speaking in a perfected baby voice.)

My name's Jennifer Check and I'd like to put it out there that I'm now accepting human sacrifices. Sexual or otherwise.

(She smirks at her own joke, but really, she's starving.)

And I mean human specifically. I don't do that animal sacrifice bullshit. I'm not some psycho white boy who got turned down too many times by the pretty girl at school and who's weirdly obsessed with making Call of Duty half his personality.

(A big sweeping eyeroll. It's amazing how quick her voice went from Baby-Uwu to Frigid-Bitch. It's not a talent everyone could master, admittedly.)

Anyway. Is everyone around here a prude or something? I haven't seen any cleavage outside of my own in like a whole day. Holy shit. (...DRAMATIC REALIZATION...) Did I get kidnapped by the Amish...

(The last part is muttered to herself.)

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cw: veeeery mild 4th walling but not really

[munchie]

(Honestly, so was Jennifer.

Her smile broadens even wider. She adjusts in her seat and while she doesn't actually get naked, she moves fluidly, with intention.)

We can arrange something sometime. (Usagi is absolutely right.) There's a whole ocean we can swim in sometime under the moonlight or whatever.

(Okay, despite her seductive tone, she has to admit that sounded fun. When was the last time she had a good time with someone else?)

That's a cute name. (Jennifer used to be obsessed with Sailor Moon growing up like any reasonable queer girl is, but her mind was washed a bit on her favorite media and the details.)

Bunny fits you. (She has absolutely no idea how she knows that's what the name means.) I have no idea what my name means. I think it's from some boring old-as-balls story.

[lightthedarkness]

Oh my gosh! That sounds so much fun! I love swimming and the ocean! [After all, the moon and tides went hand-in-hand and Usagi was no exception to feeling the pull of the ocean on her nature.

Plus, swimming with a REALLY pretty girl, naked or not would be super exciting. She blushed at her name being cute and pressed a hand to her cheek.]

Hee, thank you. [Bunny fit her in many ways.] But maybe we could look up what it means! I bet it's actually something super pretty, something fitting for you.

[munchie]

I've never really seen the ocean. I grew up in this place called Devil's Kettle, Minnesota, which is nowhere even close. The most thrilling water scenes we had going on was some stupid waterfall and a lake.

(She has an unusual bite to her voice when she explains the waterfall, but whatever that bite is leaves quickly enough.)

I don't really do the whole research thing. Books never got anyone laid. (Yeah, Jen, that's the only kind of research people do.) You're so sweet.

(Jennifer was flourishing here. Was there a greater compliment than being called pretty? If there was, she hadn't found it yet.)

Are your legs working now?

[lightthedarkness]

Oh, I lived near the ocean in Tokyo. You know though, for living by it all my life, I never went on it, like boats? Never.

Well, now you have a whole ocean to explore! [Don't let her bestie, Ami, or her baby bro, Varian hear you say that, Jennifer. They are bibliophiles first and foremost.] And we can explore together if you want?

Mnn! Thank you for asking, yes! Everything is working now! Top to bottom!

[munchie]

I've always wanted to go to Tokyo. Totally cute fashion. And the city life seems so cool. (God, she was glad to be out of her shitty hometown.)

The guys seem extra salty too. They actually care about how they look. (Unlike hicks. Ugh. If she had to see one more camo print hat, she'd gag.)

Don't have anyone else to explore it with. (So, yeah. That'd be pretty cool. Her eyes brighten.) Maybe they have yachts here.

(She smirks.)

Everything?

[lightthedarkness]

Well I would totally take you to Tokyo if I could! Oh my gosh! There is SO much you'd look stunning in! Like Lolita or Visual Kei or oh oh! Traditional anything!

Well SOME guys. Some guys just take advantage that basically every school requires a uniform we pretty much live in until college. But I love shopping for... well, anything, but especially fashion!

Oh! I've never been on a yacht! Where do you think they keep those? If they have them. Maybe we could go on a cruise too!

And yes, everything! I mean I pretty much checked and all good! [Usagi doesn't get what Jen is initially implying but she will soon enough.]