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un: thot | video | sacrifices
cw: cannibalism kinda, underage sex jokes, brief nondescript ref to animal violence
Hiii everyone.
(Have an enthusiastic wave from a girl speaking in a perfected baby voice.)
My name's Jennifer Check and I'd like to put it out there that I'm now accepting human sacrifices. Sexual or otherwise.
(She smirks at her own joke, but really, she's starving.)
And I mean human specifically. I don't do that animal sacrifice bullshit. I'm not some psycho white boy who got turned down too many times by the pretty girl at school and who's weirdly obsessed with making Call of Duty half his personality.
(A big sweeping eyeroll. It's amazing how quick her voice went from Baby-Uwu to Frigid-Bitch. It's not a talent everyone could master, admittedly.)
Anyway. Is everyone around here a prude or something? I haven't seen any cleavage outside of my own in like a whole day. Holy shit. (...DRAMATIC REALIZATION...) Did I get kidnapped by the Amish...
(The last part is muttered to herself.)
Hiii everyone.
(Have an enthusiastic wave from a girl speaking in a perfected baby voice.)
My name's Jennifer Check and I'd like to put it out there that I'm now accepting human sacrifices. Sexual or otherwise.
(She smirks at her own joke, but really, she's starving.)
And I mean human specifically. I don't do that animal sacrifice bullshit. I'm not some psycho white boy who got turned down too many times by the pretty girl at school and who's weirdly obsessed with making Call of Duty half his personality.
(A big sweeping eyeroll. It's amazing how quick her voice went from Baby-Uwu to Frigid-Bitch. It's not a talent everyone could master, admittedly.)
Anyway. Is everyone around here a prude or something? I haven't seen any cleavage outside of my own in like a whole day. Holy shit. (...DRAMATIC REALIZATION...) Did I get kidnapped by the Amish...
(The last part is muttered to herself.)
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I was wearing my cheerleader uniform around and someone looked like I took a shit on their newborn's face.
(Jennifer might have been told the same thing but She was the thing that went bump in the night these days.)
We could make a total fashion statement and go buck naked. (She stares at Ryan a bit longer.) Well, it'd be a fashion statement for me. For you, it'd probably just be an exposure lawsuit waiting to happen.
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You might as well have! Don't you know that kneecaps are highly inappropriate around these parts? You're gonna give someone a heart attack with those!
[He pouts a bit, though he seems less offended that it's indecent exposure and more offended that it isn't also a fashion statement for him. He can be fashion too, Jennifer! But he rolls with it pretty easily.]
Eh, been there, done that. I already ran around buck naked on the beach for a super long time while I was getting my land legs.
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Though that might change later. She seems quietly pleased at making him laugh.)
At least you're not a girl. Or else you'd be given heart attacks and total blue balls with knee caps that exposed.
(It's okay, man. Jennifer was from the 2000s. No one had good fashion back then.)
Yeah, I guess you're right. I'm still digging sand out of all my holes. (There's a sliver of genuine teenage-girlness there, a less fake voice, a less dramatized attitude, and instead just someone who was actually annoyed with the situation. The sincerity doesn't last. She blows some hair out of her face and resumes with a grin:)
Are you into home-modifying clothes at all? The punk-rock look is totally cool. We could rip up those lame-ass robes they gave us.
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[Ryan has known mean girls - everyone has, really. But one, he's almost two years out of high school now, so it's not like his social life is about to get ruined her. And two, he's always sort of just done whatever he wanted, and that tended to get people past the dorky exterior.]
Sure! I cut up clothes all the time! Pfft, like I'm going to buy jeans with holes when I can just do that part myself.
[Plus at the time he was on tour and pretty broke, but that's beside the point.]
They'd probably look great cropped short to like here-- [He gestures to his waist.] --and it'd probably scandalize even more of the city.
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Girls get shit done. (She gives a small shimmy of her chest to exaggerate the point, but there's something tellingly naive about the gesture too. She really didn't know any better.
Thankfully, Jennifer isn't actually that committed to bullying. She just so happened to casually bully all those who run into her, but she's never gone out of her way to terrorize the people in her life. Usually. She doesn't count eating people as terrorizing.)
Buying jeans with holes in them is such a waste of cash. Stupidest trend ever.
(Making holes? Better. Amusement glimmers across her eyes and she gives Ryan a slightly authentic grin.)
Make a romper. Tits and ass out on full display.
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Right? And it's taking this punk rock thing and making people pay top dollar for something they could just do themselves for free.
[Fight the man! Rip your own jeans! Overthrow capitalism!]
Ugh, rompers are so good. I don't think I have the sewing skills for that though? The most I've actually done is stitch on patches and cut things up.
[Because what does he look like, someone who owns an iron?]
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I still can't believe when Kurt Cobain was given a bunch of designer clothes that replicated his fashion. Like heeellllllo? How stupid can you be?
(Oh! She perks up within seconds.)
We had to do a bunch of stitching stuff for cheer and add stuff alllll the time. Our town was too poor and stupid to be able to swing getting everything tailored, so. (And so was she. In Devil's Kettle, literally, everyone was poor. Even Jennifer walked around in clothes that were either thrifted or bought from cheap sales racks at the mall.)
I've never made an actual romper before but it can't be that hard?
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[He doesn't seem too bothered to admit that gap in his knowledge - he's from the 80s, so something was bound to trip him up sooner or later.]
That's pretty cool. I didn't even know they had cheerleaders do stuff like that.
[It makes sense now that she's said it! He's just never had to think about it before.]
Yeah, I mean. It's like a shirt and shorts stuck together, so if you know how to do the first two it'll all probably come together?
[That's his guess anyway. He has literally no idea what he's talking about.]
,,,okay listen i play two BIG MUSIC FANS OKAY DONT LOOK AT ME
Listen to this right now. Like, if you know anything about punk, you have to know Nirvana. He was a total legend. Absolute fucking fox for one thing, but total feminist and anti-asshole. He was also like, super vocal about supporting gay people before it was cool. He'd wear dresses and be like "fuck you, gender norms." It was toootally awesome. Super salty.
(AKA he was a total package. Absolutely yummy.
She quirks a brow at that.)
Duh. We're like, totally involved in all of the school spirit stuff. Cheerleaders are multifaceted. (Unlike football players who literally just slammed around like morons and ate shit.)
I'm going to try it.
I'M LOOKING DIRECTLY AT YOU
[But he does go listen and when he replies again his mind has been completely blown. He's starry-eyed.]
Oh my god. This is amazing! It's so...it's gritty but in a good way? And he really is-- he's just. Wow.
[He manages just barely to reel that reaction in, but there's absolutely no ignoring that the guy is pretty hot. He's everything glam rock isn't and he's somehow still gorgeous.]
I barely understood a word of that, but I'm going to go back and listen to it soooooo many times! That riff at the beginning is gnarly!
[He really shows not just his decade here but what a nerd he truly is for music. Honestly he kind of can't wait to go figure out what the chords are.]
Makes sense to me - anyone with eyes knows cheerleaders run the school. I never did much school spirit stuff though, unless senior year Powell Lake High Battle of the Bands counts.
[It absolutely doesn't.]
Cool! Can't wait to see how it comes out!