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[munchie]

cw: cannibalism kinda, underage sex jokes, brief nondescript ref to animal violence

Hiii everyone.

(Have an enthusiastic wave from a girl speaking in a perfected baby voice.)

My name's Jennifer Check and I'd like to put it out there that I'm now accepting human sacrifices. Sexual or otherwise.

(She smirks at her own joke, but really, she's starving.)

And I mean human specifically. I don't do that animal sacrifice bullshit. I'm not some psycho white boy who got turned down too many times by the pretty girl at school and who's weirdly obsessed with making Call of Duty half his personality.

(A big sweeping eyeroll. It's amazing how quick her voice went from Baby-Uwu to Frigid-Bitch. It's not a talent everyone could master, admittedly.)

Anyway. Is everyone around here a prude or something? I haven't seen any cleavage outside of my own in like a whole day. Holy shit. (...DRAMATIC REALIZATION...) Did I get kidnapped by the Amish...

(The last part is muttered to herself.)

Comments

[shiro2hero]

Hey, maybe other people can learn from your example.

[And he genuinely means that, too.]

It's just Japanese. Unless Japanese doesn't exist where you're from? It's happened before. [In the dream.] And yeah. Real magic.

[munchie]

Japanese people exist where I come from, but not usually in shitty upstate Minnesota small towns. We had an Indian transfer student once.

(...And she killed him. But Jen doesn't point that out.)

Are we talking Harry Potter magic or like...(What does this place remind her of? She stares for a few seconds.)

Hellraiser magic?

[shiro2hero]

You know, I've heard that a couple times. From different people in different states. [Wait -] Not the Indian transfer student part.

[Sorry, Jennifer, there's no coffee in this world, he's struggling.]

To be honest with you, the last place was closer to the latter. But I wouldn't be surprised if both were true.