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jennifer. ([personal profile] munchie) wrote in [community profile] deernet2021-09-01 08:35 pm

un: thot | video | sacrifices

cw: cannibalism kinda, underage sex jokes, brief nondescript ref to animal violence

Hiii everyone.

(Have an enthusiastic wave from a girl speaking in a perfected baby voice.)

My name's Jennifer Check and I'd like to put it out there that I'm now accepting human sacrifices. Sexual or otherwise.

(She smirks at her own joke, but really, she's starving.)

And I mean human specifically. I don't do that animal sacrifice bullshit. I'm not some psycho white boy who got turned down too many times by the pretty girl at school and who's weirdly obsessed with making Call of Duty half his personality.

(A big sweeping eyeroll. It's amazing how quick her voice went from Baby-Uwu to Frigid-Bitch. It's not a talent everyone could master, admittedly.)

Anyway. Is everyone around here a prude or something? I haven't seen any cleavage outside of my own in like a whole day. Holy shit. (...DRAMATIC REALIZATION...) Did I get kidnapped by the Amish...

(The last part is muttered to herself.)
vibing: (huh | concern | confused | skit)

[personal profile] vibing 2021-09-03 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yuri just nods along to that explanation, but he isn't quite putting together what this has to do with sacrificing people-- ]

They're giving out free hotdogs by the beach.

[ As close to sympathy as she's getting here. He raises an eyebrow, then. Well, he gets it.

And blinks, the shock showing on his face. She means eating the sacrifice. She means eating people.

She's asking for someone to eat.

He doesn't really know what to do with that information. He stares at her through that little screen for a long moment
]

Huh.

[ He knows about girls. Right? He traveled with four of them for the better part of a year. What would Judy want in this situation? Judy had that whole effortless beauty thing going on, even though he's pretty damn sure she wouldn't kill for it. ]

Seems like a lot of effort to get rid of a pimple.
vibing: (concern | pout | huh | soft)

[personal profile] vibing 2021-09-04 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I can't argue with that. I've never thought that hard about how I look.

[ It's a damn lie, but he likes to think he doesn't put thought into his looks. It's a defense mechanism to pretend that it doesn't matter, since people already look down on him, he's decided that he doesn't care. He would care if he looked worse, because it would make his life that much harder.

But he doesn't think that hard about it, and just tries to keep his hair from getting knotted
]

Alright, alright, so you have to eat people to stay alive. Do you have people just lining up to do that, back where you're from?

[ If she has to, is her health worth other people's deaths? It's the same damn thing all over again. Which part do you cut? Which one do you keep? He doesn't have a say in this, but it's pinging in the back of his mind that he may well have to if she decides to come after people who can't defend themselves ]
vibing: (embarrassed | nervous | tired | huh | sm)

[personal profile] vibing 2021-09-04 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ That shouldn't be funny. That really shouldn't be funny, she's talking about literally eating people but it's all so absurd that Yuri can't help a laugh, shaking his head a little. ]

Hell. Guess you did warn them.

[ He doesn't really want to get into the details about it. At least now he knows never to let his guard down around this girl ]

Man, that's kind of tough. Any takers yet?

[ He guesses that if someone WANTS to be eaten, well. Good for them? Some people would probably love to be devoured by a beautiful woman. He can think of at least one guy who would consider it, at least. ]
vibing: (smile | soft | tease)

[personal profile] vibing 2021-09-05 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, there are skeeves everywhere. Hey, I meet someone real awful, I'll send them your way.

[ It's a joke? But also not a joke. Hey, he has a history here with killing people who are awful to others, why not help an acquaintance at the same time? He shouldn't feel a kinship with Jennifer, he's never eaten someone for sustenance, or any other reason, but he sure has taken lives that he shouldn't have for the better of others. Maybe he sees a little of himself in someone who just can't help it. That might be easier to accept in himself than just not being able to deal with the red tape of the judicial system. ]

Oh, yeah. I'm Yuri, Yuri Lowell. Jennifer, right?

[ Should he give his name to this girl who admitted to wanting to eat men, but like literally? Probably not, but the idea doesn't even cross his mind. ]

Anyone ever call you Jenny?
vibing: (look | tired | sus | neutral)

yikes sorry jen

[personal profile] vibing 2021-09-08 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yuri watches that change come over her face. He doesn't know what it means, except that he stepped in it, for sure, and that isn't something he really wants to do with this girl. Of everyone he's met so far in this new world, she's the most dangerous, by his estimation. Anyone who talks so calmly and casually about eating people isn't fucking around. Clearly she could kill him without much trouble, and he doesn't really want to die. Not this time. Not like that.

If she does manage to kill him, it'll be because he let his guard down when he shouldn't have.

He doesn't smile back, and just nods. That smile gives him chills and Yuri, if nothing else, knows when to make his exit
]

Right, Jen. Good luck with the whole eating thing.