( accidental omni post )

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Obi-Wan Kenobi (38) Looking for something with no strings attached? Tired of the awkward fumbling of a person who doesn't know what they're doing? Seeking out an attentive lover who gives you all the time and energy you deserve for a lovely evening? Then look no further than Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master. General of the Republic. Known galaxy-wide as the Negotiator, he will see to your satisfaction

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action; okay i changed my mind here's a proper response

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[Anakin has been slowly reading some of the responses on this with one hand over his eyes so he can cover them when it gets too much for him.

And it is frequently too much for him. Why is Obi-Wan so nonchalant about all of this? When did he even have time to do it while teaching him? And since when were they were allowed to do that?

He's fidgety when he finally approaches his master and he's making a valiant attempt at keeping a blush off his face although eye contact is beyond him at the moment.]

...I saw it.

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Hm?

[ obi-wan sets his tea down for a moment. ]

What of it?

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[Obi-Wan's calmness only makes him feel even more awkward.]

Do you-- How-- Who--

[After a few more failed starts he just pulls out his omni and brings up the post in question to point at it.]

Why?!

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[ obi-wan cocks his head. ]

You know there's no censure against it. Physical intimacy is different for us. Sometimes I enjoy the release and the play that comes with it.

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[He makes a strangled noise.]

No you don't. You've never done that before.

[He's been here the whole time, he'd know.]

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You're not with me all the time, Anakin. And I do things outside of you.

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Maybe not now, but before yeah. You knew every time I snuck out and I'd walk in without knocking all the time or if you went out you'd always tell me where you're going and when you'd be back and I always stayed up to make sure.

[He acknowledges he was a handful so how could he have found the time?]

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I didn't need to go out, Anakin. There are plenty of people in the Temple itself.

1/2

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[Anakin grabs Obi-Wan's shoulders and starts shaking him.]

Did you-- with Master Yoda?

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. . . You really need to get out more.

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[That's not a no. This is truly the worst day of his life.]

What does that have to do with anything?

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It means you're being childish, Anakin. And jumping to conclusions when you should know better.

No, I'm not sleeping with Yoda and I'm ashamed that this find any of this concerning.

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[He flinches at the reprove.]

You said it's private and only if you want to and with someone you like and now you're asking anyone.

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Asking is not the same as doing. And it will remain private should an encounter take place.

This is simply Boga's doing.

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[Anakin's instantly uncomfortable to any mention of their omens. He's worked very hard to make sure his never makes an appearance around anyone.]

She can't do that.

[If they could he has way more to worry about.]

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[ obi-wan raises an eyebrow. ]

She did. She is somewhat sentient after all.

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How would she know that you need to have... you know.

[Will the Son be able to declare Anakin misses his wife or something?]

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I wouldn't say she thought of it as a need. Maybe simply as a desire.

[ dryly. ]

I have been a little cooped up of late.

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Why didn't you say that then? We can go for a walk, I wasn't sure if that lockjoint thing was still bothering you.

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You want to do walks with me?

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Unless you wanted to spar instead...

[But he knows he hasn't earned his lightsaber back yet.]

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[ he shakes his head. ]

No. I'm just surprised.

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I exercise plenty.

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Oh, you're full of energy.

But walking isn't one of your preferred activities.