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[micycle]

PIZZA MARKET RESEARCH SURVEY #1

1. What are the best pizza toppings (and nothing weird like anchovies)?

2. Thin crust or thick crust?

3. Do you like orange soda?

4. Do you know how replicate orange soda here?

5. What are your preferred pizza eating hours?

6. How often would you use a horse-based delivery service? Would it depend on what kind of horse showed up at your house with the pizza? Would it matter if the horse was fucking terrifying?

Thank you all for your input.

Comments

[micycle]

Oh just orange sugar syrup. Super easy to find at your local medieval marketplace.

[righthemisphere]

Boil some sugar with water and mashed up oranges. It makes a syrup. If you need the fruit I have some.

[micycle]

This is all assuming that orange soda actually tastes like oranges. I’m not even sure it has real oranges in it. It’s more like a concept.

[righthemisphere]

Well, all I can do if offer the tools. The rest is up to you. We're both in the food business, feels right to try to help.

As for your questions

1. Anchovies are excellent, I'm sorry but they are.

2. Thin

3. Obvs

4. We've covered this

5. 9pm-2am

6. Often, do you deliver out of the city limits? Our farm is in Feed.

[micycle]

Fish is one of the grossest things on the planet unless it's fried, so apology not accepted.

Also our magic horse can literally deliver anywhere so you're in luck.

[righthemisphere]

Aggressive but ok.

Hope you nail it, man.