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[micycle]

PIZZA MARKET RESEARCH SURVEY #1

1. What are the best pizza toppings (and nothing weird like anchovies)?

2. Thin crust or thick crust?

3. Do you like orange soda?

4. Do you know how replicate orange soda here?

5. What are your preferred pizza eating hours?

6. How often would you use a horse-based delivery service? Would it depend on what kind of horse showed up at your house with the pizza? Would it matter if the horse was fucking terrifying?

Thank you all for your input.

Comments

[brushy]

That makes two of us. Now, what is a pizza? I am sure I am already in love, considering all this talk about cheese, but I'd still like to visualize.

[micycle]

Okay so it's basically this big round piece of bread, but before you bake it you put stuff on top. Usually tomato sauce and cheese, and then you can add meat and vegetables too. Then you cook it in a big oven and you slice it and eat it with your hands.

[brushy]

I would like to eat it, with my face.

[micycle]

You can absolutely do that too. Maybe you're onto something. Handsfree dining.

[brushy]

Imagine just how much cleaner our dishes would be if everyone began eating the way I do.

There would be much less waste!

[micycle]

My parents would just have to get over themselves and not yell at me for it.

[brushy]

You may tell them that the Other Mother has allowed it.

[micycle]

[...]

Is that you? The Other Mother?

[Sounds ominous.]

[brushy]

Oh, no, I'm just a Mother. But you may put it that way to them, too. It sounds intimidating enough to let be, no?