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[micycle]

PIZZA MARKET RESEARCH SURVEY #1

1. What are the best pizza toppings (and nothing weird like anchovies)?

2. Thin crust or thick crust?

3. Do you like orange soda?

4. Do you know how replicate orange soda here?

5. What are your preferred pizza eating hours?

6. How often would you use a horse-based delivery service? Would it depend on what kind of horse showed up at your house with the pizza? Would it matter if the horse was fucking terrifying?

Thank you all for your input.

Comments

[lightthedarkness]

There, now I know you, Mike-san.

[micycle]

Are you from Japan?

[He doesn't know much about the world outside Indiana (and nightmare Maine) but he's seen like a single anime.]

[lightthedarkness]

I am! I'm from Tokyo, to be precise.

[micycle]

That must be cool. I've never lived in a city.

[lightthedarkness]

It was! Lots of exciting stuff all the time.

So! Sushi? You ready to try it?

[micycle]

Yeah okay.

[Socially awkward tween him is quivering.]

Does it not make you sick? I thought you weren't supposed to eat raw meat.

[lightthedarkness]

Sushi is prepared a certain way so that you don't get sick! I mean, you CAN get sick but the same way really any food can may you sick.

It's totally safe! Millions of people eat it every day back home!