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[micycle]

PIZZA MARKET RESEARCH SURVEY #1

1. What are the best pizza toppings (and nothing weird like anchovies)?

2. Thin crust or thick crust?

3. Do you like orange soda?

4. Do you know how replicate orange soda here?

5. What are your preferred pizza eating hours?

6. How often would you use a horse-based delivery service? Would it depend on what kind of horse showed up at your house with the pizza? Would it matter if the horse was fucking terrifying?

Thank you all for your input.

Comments

[blackmothwings]

I see. And I apologise if I am overstepping here, but I hope you don't eat dairy too often. I know dairy-based foods can be lovely, but your well-being is so very important, and I dread to think you're making yourself ill just to eat pizza.

[micycle]

It's not like there's a huge amount of choice here. Old timey people like cheese.

[blackmothwings]

That isn't untrue, I suppose. Dairy is a difficult thing to avoid. However, it isn't impossible.

[micycle]

I heard that in the future they make fake milk out of all sorts of things and you can't even tell the difference.

[blackmothwings]

The ingenuity of the modern world never fails to amaze me. I wonder if someone might be able to do that here for you. Then you could enjoy your pizza without feeling unwell each time.

[micycle]

I guess I can work on that after I figure out orange soda. It's like infinitely more important.

[blackmothwings]

I am of the opinion that your health is more important than uncovering the secret behind orange soda. But I understand and respect this endeavour of yours, all the same. Your determination and initiative are both admirable.

[She believes in him!]

[micycle]

[All these adults complimenting him this month are going to give him a heart attack.]

A lot of people just call it stubborn and reckless.

But thanks.

[blackmothwings]

You're most welcome.

Should you require any assistance, you'll let me know, won't you?