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[micycle]

PIZZA MARKET RESEARCH SURVEY #1

1. What are the best pizza toppings (and nothing weird like anchovies)?

2. Thin crust or thick crust?

3. Do you like orange soda?

4. Do you know how replicate orange soda here?

5. What are your preferred pizza eating hours?

6. How often would you use a horse-based delivery service? Would it depend on what kind of horse showed up at your house with the pizza? Would it matter if the horse was fucking terrifying?

Thank you all for your input.

Comments

[micycle]

Yeah but they're a breakfast food. It's not like it's a law, it's just one of those things. Like saying bless you after someone sneezes.

[facultative]

[???]

No one does that either.

[micycle]

They do where I'm from. It's because people used to think sneezing meant you were possessed.

[facultative]

That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

[micycle]

I mean that's probably what people will say about stuff we believe now in 500 years.

[facultative]

[He is from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away and he thinks it is stupid now.]

But I'm saying it now.