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[micycle]

PIZZA MARKET RESEARCH SURVEY #1

1. What are the best pizza toppings (and nothing weird like anchovies)?

2. Thin crust or thick crust?

3. Do you like orange soda?

4. Do you know how replicate orange soda here?

5. What are your preferred pizza eating hours?

6. How often would you use a horse-based delivery service? Would it depend on what kind of horse showed up at your house with the pizza? Would it matter if the horse was fucking terrifying?

Thank you all for your input.

Comments

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[unphase]

1. Savory tomato sauce, fresh mozzarella, fresh basil, and olive oil.

2. Thin crust.

3. Ew. No.

4. No idea.

5. After nine pm, prior to midnight.

6. Depends. Is the horse fucking terrifying?

[micycle]

I mean there's sugar in mine but it's not sweet or anything. It was just part of the recipe.

And yes, the horse is super fucking terrifying. He's not mean or anything though. Like, he just brought me a glass of water for no reason. I don't even know how, he doesn't have hands.

[unphase]

Okay, that should be fine. I was just making sure because by my time, it's always too sweet.

That's more adorable than terrifying. So, I have no objections to the horse.