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[detonating]

You nerds don't realize how lucky you were that I got sidelined in a cocoon during that tournament. Any of you who were in the Unarmed Combat Division are feeling like you didn't get enough? Let me know cause I'm itching to kick some asses into the dirt... especially the winner's. That was MY fucking title.

[Locked from Ochako]

On the subject of HER, listen up.

I'm looking to throw her a thing. A party, or whatever. She's gotten screwed outta her birthday between the last shithole world we came from and here, and I know how much it's gotten on her nerves every time another one of our birthdays rolls around. Since time is a fat ass lie and no one can stop me, I'm taking the initiative and aging her up. 27th of this month, still figuring out the place. Will update once I know where it'll be.

Besides the birthday crap, anyone who knows her knows that she deserves something fucking nice for everything that she does for other people.

If you're friends of Ochako Uraraka, you'd better be there. Unless you wanna get your ass blown to pieces.

And say so, so I can get a damn headcount for food and shit.

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[swellter]

[ Is this... friendship? Keeping your secrets, running secret errands for the one you admire -- WAIT A MINUTE! Is he your wingman?!

You know what. Bravo. That's a great explanation. Clear and precise, he gets it. ]

Like when someone looks sad but still smiles?

[ Look at you! Pot teaching the kettle! And such a great job of it, too! It's almost like you KNOW what to do just somehow DON'T do it. Odd, that.

Very smart of you, Bakugou. But that's a given. Shouto will follow through with your request and likely go a LOT overboard without any limits placed on him. After all, it's for one of his dear friends. Uraraka deserves every bit of kindness she gives to the world. ]

I'll keep it at my place until then.

[ A pause, and then, because he's not completely oblivious ] She mentioned that you helped her a lot in Nippon. I think I see what she meant now.

[detonating]

[YOU ARE NOT HIS FUCKING WINGMAN!!!! THERE IS NOTHING TO WING yet!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!]

Yeah, exactly like that.

[Maybe he should get Todoroki a trophy! He actually GOT it! No spelling out required! He's almost proud, underneath the annoyance of having to explain it in the first place!]

Figured that was a given. Don't need her finding that shit here. [His turn to pause. Katsuki really really doesn't wanna be perceived by him--or anyone right now, there's enough of that shit going around. Can a dude just plan a fucking party in peace??? Without people being ~proud~ or calling him out on ~caring so much~ about someone? Fuckkkk.] God dammit. Don't. You don't see shit. Just go find the fucking stuff, would you?

[swellter]

[ That's too bad. He's already quite taken with the title. He'll be your little wing. ]

I'll need a headcount ahead of time and the venue when you've located it, so I have enough time to set up the decorations..

[ To be fair, he said he might see how she found him helpful. You're the one who brought up 'caring'. Freudian slip, there? ]

Isn't it on the 27th?

[ He remodeled his entire room in one day without breaking a sweat, what do you think he'll be able to do in a month? Just don't blame him if he goes over the top. ]

[detonating]

[Ugh. He's gonna fucking blast you right in your face! You are NOT his wingman, Halfie! Katsuki doesn't need one and never fucking will!]

I'm just gonna call it 20 for now. Working on the venue.

And yeah, it's the 27th. Already said that, moron. Why?

[1.) Fuck you, shut up, etc. Don't call him out on his slip up!

2.) Dorm room fascination was not something that ever occurred with Katsuki. Didn't give a shit about what others were doing and didn't participate in the contest either. If he ever picked up that tidbit, it was so insignificant to him that he's definitely not thinking about it now. Whoops.]

[swellter]

I can work with that.

I’ll contact you closer to the date for the venue.