Text; UN: Dynamight

[detonating]

You nerds don't realize how lucky you were that I got sidelined in a cocoon during that tournament. Any of you who were in the Unarmed Combat Division are feeling like you didn't get enough? Let me know cause I'm itching to kick some asses into the dirt... especially the winner's. That was MY fucking title.

[Locked from Ochako]

On the subject of HER, listen up.

I'm looking to throw her a thing. A party, or whatever. She's gotten screwed outta her birthday between the last shithole world we came from and here, and I know how much it's gotten on her nerves every time another one of our birthdays rolls around. Since time is a fat ass lie and no one can stop me, I'm taking the initiative and aging her up. 27th of this month, still figuring out the place. Will update once I know where it'll be.

Besides the birthday crap, anyone who knows her knows that she deserves something fucking nice for everything that she does for other people.

If you're friends of Ochako Uraraka, you'd better be there. Unless you wanna get your ass blown to pieces.

And say so, so I can get a damn headcount for food and shit.

Comments

text; un:lady

[dohaeris]

[this post...is not as helpful as it could be. it took sansa four paragraphs to figure out that this person was talking about ochako.]

You might tell us where it is we're meant to be if we don't want to be blown to pieces.

[detonating]

[he's smart, but sometimes he's not.]

Learn to read better, then. I said I'd update the damn thing once I knew where it'd be.

Text; UN: Filledwithsunshine

[onebadapple]

Oh! What a kind and loving friend you are to care so deeply for Ochako and do this for her!

[detonating]

For fuck's sake. Spare the feel-good-sappy-crap, it's gonna make me puke.

You know her? You +1ing this shit or what?

text | un: younghuman

[terriblepurpose]

Are you going to fight her at the party?

[detonating]

She'd have to know about the party for that to be a possibility. So, no.

[That her not knowing about the party is the only reason he wouldn't?? Says a lot about him.]

un: shouto

[swellter]

[ What an unexpectedly kind and considerate gesture. More so now that he thinks about their last conversation.

Ne, Todoroki-kun...when's your birthday, again? .... Aah...I'm still a year behind everyone now!! I'm supposed to be older than you normally, at least!! ]

I didn't realize she was upset by it.

[ She changed topics so quickly and he'd moved on without ever suspecting how much it bothered her. ]

How can I help?

[detonating]

Ain't something she's said out right. I just read in between the lines.

[Here's to hoping this socially awkward fuck doesn't look too far into that shit, or say anything about it at the very least. Katsuki is really cutting it close, on showing people how he feels about her here and that shit is really uncomfortable.

But Ochako deserves this. His discomfort can go fuck itself, it's for her.]

Got a list of shit to do/find.

Place to host
Food/drink
Decorations
Cake

Headcount is needed for most of that. So... fucking find decorations I guess. Report back when you've got em.

And don't fuck it up.

Text UN: 1stStrike

[strikefirster]

Okay. Not going to lie.

I would pay to see you two shits throw down.

If she accepts the challenge I'll fucking ref it.

[detonating]

Won't have to pay, she's accepting. You wanna ref and put on another show, old man? I'm game.

We fought before, back home, before she had real experience and training. Put up a damn good fight considering, but it wasn't enough. So Cheeks has got a reason to do this, and she's gonna use everything she's got now to try to fucking wreck me.

[And honestly? He can't fucking wait for it. He's grinning maniacally right now at the thought.]

Text UN: ClickClickBloom

[onekindsoul]

Oh my gosh!
This is so cuuuuuute.
You're so angry and fired up but you're so soft and planning a birthday party for her.
This is amazing.

I will be there!
If you need any help setting something up just let me know.
I'm great at parties.

[She is not great at parties.]

text | un: deku

[wannasmash]

[ Ruby was great at her own party, copious cake eating aside, so surely she must be good at throwing them.

Midoriya's logic is horribly flawed. ]

We'd appreciate the help. We're not experienced at throwing parties. I don't even know where to start beyond the basics.

Text; UN: Cuddlebunny

[lightthedarkness]

Does that mean you're gonna become Amaterasu's student, too?

And I will totally be there for Ochako's birthday![She's with Ruby on this one, this is absolutely adorable that he's such a massive tsundere all while planning a birthday party.]

You clearly care for Ochako-chan a lot!

[detonating]

Not sure. Was working with the crazy old dude, but I ain't gonna tie myself down to one person. Gonna learn everything I can, however I can.

Alright. Added to the list.

[Oh but then she has to go and add THAT.

At least it isn't like the broad up above. UGH. STILL, THIS IS.... NOT REALLY FUCKING COOL. Honestly, he's kinda flustered by this and that's just pissing him off even more.]

So fucking what if I do???? What the hell does that even matter?! I just want a damn head count!

private, text; un: Oracle

[adaine]

This must be a special kind of hell for you, huh.

[Sorry, Bakugou, she isn't going to pretend she's not delighted at your suffering. All these people accusing him of having feelings...]

I'll come. I like Ochako. If you need any help ensuring that the people that were after you guys can't get in, I can set up a perimeter ward if you'd like whenver you decide on the location.

[detonating]

It's something.

[Translation: yeah, you fucking nailed that on the head.]

Don't think I've met anyone who doesn't.

Yeah. I'll take you up on that. Security is top of the list. Don't think those assholes would make a move like that, but I ain't fucking around with chance.

Text; un: darkness

[survivalthroughhate]

..........Please tell me you're not related to Johnny.

[This sound so much like Johnny's way of talking Maul is a bit alarmed. He's not sure which is worse: the idea that that human idiot could have a relative in this city or that there are TWO idiots out there just as stupid as each other.]

[detonating]

Absolutely fucking not.

[It's so true though. Kinda ridiculous that Katsuki doesn't know if he likes the dude's style or wants to punch him in the face for it, considering their similarities.]

text; un: an.exorcist

[likethelight]

[ ...someone like this is friends with her?

"He's the type of person that's usually kind of grumpy a lot, but deep down he's amazing...and a really great friend."

Suddenly that makes a lot more sense, Miss Uraraka. But isn't that phrasing it a little... kindly, don't you think? Because wow. w o w. ]

I'll be there. [ She was very kind, and seemed a little overwhelmed by receiving kind things too. ]

What sorts of things does she like?

[detonating]

[Y-yeeeeeeah....

Ochako sure has a big heart, doesn't she? To embrace friendship and say such nice things about a guy like this?]

Anything space related like stars, planets, constellations. Mochi. Food in general. She wouldn't bitch about some good tea. "Cute" things, like stuffed animals and shit...

Private; Text; UN: Player One

[comecatchthesehands]

What about people not in the tournament?

As for her, I can't imagine why you wouldn't have figured out and announced the venue first.

[detonating]

I didn't explicitly exclude them.


I fucking wonder.

[This is just ONE of the reasons he didn't do that first.]

text; un: glyphywitchy

[imaglyphwitch]

[So this was the famous Bakugo that Ochako was into? Well, she DID say he was very rough around the edges].

I'll be there for the birthday, soon as you know where it is!

[And THAT will give her some time to help Ochako decide what to wear too]!

text; un: glyphywitchy

[detonating]

[In the flesh... er. Text. But y'know. This is the guy, in all of his glory.]

I'll send you a message when I have the location then.

For the record, it ain't her real birthday.

un: FLYHIGH

[asas]

ochako’s AMAZING!! i got to fight her in the first unarmed round and she totally kicked my ass!!
what if we make mochi cake?!

[detonating]

Yeah. Knew she'd fuckin crush her opponents and go far.

We'd have to go traditional, which I ain't against. Have you done it before?

handwritten text (un: AMMAKO)

[brushy]

I am assuming you are Bakugou. What a delightful young man. Hello! She has mentioned you would enjoy a battle with me. Perhaps she could watch, on this day of birth!

Also, I have seen you mention stars, and constellations. I can help with that, but it would have to be outdoors. Is this possible?

[detonating]

You her new sensei? The dog?
If you're training Cheeks, you've obviously got skills. I'd fight you. Party's gotta have some kind of entertainment, right?

For the record though, it ain't her real birthday.

Yeah, it's possible. Wherever we hold it, we can make sure to secure an area outside. What're you gonna do?

[He's curious, ok. This fucking dog got some star magic or something???? You never know, in a place like this.]

Video | UN:YOURFRIENDSCORPIA

[cuddlery]

[An enthusiastic scorpion lady answers.]

Oh! You're talking about Ochako-chan? And it's her birthday?! Oh gosh, this is exciting! Well Mister Dynamight, you can count me in! ...Please- please don't blow anyone up! Also, what should I get for her?

[detonating]

[This kind of enthusiasm he can stomach. At least it isn't more getting called out.]

It ain't her real birthday. I'm just catching her up.

She likes space stuff. Food. Tea. Could probably use some more mugs for that. Cute shit, like stuffed animals. Clothes, but I don't have her size on hand. [He should probably go... look or try to make a guess, since it's come up. Kinda fuckin weird though... ]

[text] un: QueenCobra

[abornfighter]

Aww, someone's being a good boyfriend. I'll be there.

I'll also fight you, but it seems like a shame to kick your ass when you're setting this up for Ochako.

[detonating]

I AIN'T HER FUCKING BOYFRIEND


Bring it. You're the one who is gonna get their ass kicked, so that ain't a problem.

text; un: tabris

[peripheries]

You should have tequila shots. Those were popular at Paul's party. Other than that, just make it about what she likes. Like worms for Paul.

[Look who thinks he's the "throw a party for someone you like to cheer them up" master.]

[detonating]

No fuckin way! Drunks are a pain in the ass and I saw how fucking crazy that party was! Whoever got stuck on cleanup duty was an unfortunate asshole, that's for sure.

Text - un: Uravity

[floatsaway]

[Wow, this post is weirdly empty... Usually when Bakugou barks out a challenge like that, or runs his mouth, people tend to flock to it.

How strange...]

Bakugou, you know I'd be happy to fight you any time, but let's wait until your injuries heal a bit first, ne?
It wouldn't be fair if I made you cry in the first twenty minutes because of a PRIOR injury.
I can do that on my own now.

(o˘◡˘o)♥

[detonating]

[Woof. Didn't think about that aspect of locking her out.]

I was fine BEFORE we got back, enough to go get that asshole offa the streets and besides. Pretty sure that cocoon slime did the rest of the job, healing wise. Never felt better.

Letting that win really get to your head, huh? I'd like to see you TRY. You're the fuckin crybaby here, not me.

text, un: bluebird69

[venatoris]

don’t know her, but I got a bar slash arcade slash microbrewery for rent.

private

[detonating]

what's renting something out look like in a place where bartering is the name of the game?

Got a decent head count going so something like that'd be ideal.

un: carmilla; backdated to like. june 2nd. because himiko is better at observation than me

[yandhero]

eh? ehh? ehhhhhhhhh??
it's ochakochan's bday now???? but i thought i had another half a year!
katsukikun this is really inconvenient!!!
i'm glad ur looking out for her but now i only have a few weeks to figure out the perfect present ￣Д￣＝３

am i allowed to come? i really want to see her...

[detonating]

Don't fucking call me that.

Ain't her real birthday. I'm making up for lost time.

And hell no. I'm not gonna just spring that shit on her at her surprise party. Not my choice to make. That's gotta be HER call.

text | un: dito

[syncopathic]

[So Dito's not all that big on these network posts. They seem like just a receptacle for people to dump all their problems and complaints into. And this most recent one seems like the sort of attention-grabbing nonsense that he typically would ignore.

Until he reads the name "Ochako Uraraka".

Dito has mixed feelings about his two encounters with her, but he can't quite deny that she's pulled his ass out of the fire on both occasions. It's uncomfortable, knowing that you're indebted to someone; knowing that they have that power over you. He doesn't like it. He doesn't need it.]

you're making a big show about not caring, you know that? almost making it sound like a "the lady doth protest too much" situation.

in any case, I can't say I'm technically her friend, but if you need to bulk up the guest list I might be persuaded to come. if the food's any good, anyway.

[There. The bare minimum. That's something he's always been a pro at.]

[detonating]

Don't know what the fuck you're talking about. If I didn't care, I wouldn't be going through the fucking effort. But you can shove your commentary about it right up your ass.

She's got plenty of ACTUAL friends, don't need to "bulk up the guest list" by inviting a fucking freeloader.

[Because that's how THAT comes off. Whoever the fuck you are, you sound like an asshole.]