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Bakugou "Go Eat Shit and Fucking Die" Katsuki ([personal profile] detonating) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-06-01 07:16 pm

Text; UN: Dynamight

You nerds don't realize how lucky you were that I got sidelined in a cocoon during that tournament. Any of you who were in the Unarmed Combat Division are feeling like you didn't get enough? Let me know cause I'm itching to kick some asses into the dirt... especially the winner's. That was MY fucking title.

[Locked from Ochako]

On the subject of HER, listen up.

I'm looking to throw her a thing. A party, or whatever. She's gotten screwed outta her birthday between the last shithole world we came from and here, and I know how much it's gotten on her nerves every time another one of our birthdays rolls around. Since time is a fat ass lie and no one can stop me, I'm taking the initiative and aging her up. 27th of this month, still figuring out the place. Will update once I know where it'll be.

Besides the birthday crap, anyone who knows her knows that she deserves something fucking nice for everything that she does for other people.

If you're friends of Ochako Uraraka, you'd better be there. Unless you wanna get your ass blown to pieces.

And say so, so I can get a damn headcount for food and shit.
comecatchthesehands: (Shigaraki018)

[personal profile] comecatchthesehands 2022-06-02 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me first, would you believe anything I said to begin with?
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[personal profile] comecatchthesehands 2022-06-03 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
You shouldn't tell people who your best friends are.

[Which isn't even a threat, it's something he's probably telling himself.]

She did something for me, I'm returning the favour. I don't like unpaid debt. Nothing more and I can give it to you early if you want to run it through whoever to check it over. I already have in mind what to give her.

Don't like it? I'll hold on to it and give it to her myself when I can. There's a reason I answered here instead of doing that myself.
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[personal profile] comecatchthesehands 2022-06-13 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Everything does when it comes from this man, to be fair. He's waiting to see if he has to do it himself or if he has at least cooperation from the smarter of all the boys he's run in to so far. Which, to him, isn't saying much, but it's the truth.]

Two days. Around noon at the tallest of the gravestones. If there's less light that day, then the next day where the light is the brightest. So you can see and not shit your pants. I'll make sure you can see me when I walk up, put it down and walk away. It will be in numbered pieces. If you break it, I'll repay every crack in your bones.

[F r i e n d s.]
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[personal profile] comecatchthesehands 2022-06-13 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
In every place it's been the same gift. It won't ever not be the same gift. There may not be a stand, but there's things that may be used around everywhere. That part of it isn't him. Even if here is a little off. Here it will likely be more creepy than anything else, but it's more for him than her in the long run.

True to word, he's holding a box under his arm, his other hand in the air with black gloves over both hands. The gloves wouldn't really do anything, but the point is there. If he were there to fight he wouldn't bother with them. As promised, he places it down before looking around. He could use search. But what's the point? He's there to drop off a box and leave. Both his hands are up until he's out of the graveyard, then they're in his pockets after shedding the gloves and off he goes. A promise is a promise.

This is exactly what he does. The numbered pieces are Bakugo's to do with as he wants, now. Here's hoping it's honour the exchange.