Text; UN: Dynamight

[detonating]

You nerds don't realize how lucky you were that I got sidelined in a cocoon during that tournament. Any of you who were in the Unarmed Combat Division are feeling like you didn't get enough? Let me know cause I'm itching to kick some asses into the dirt... especially the winner's. That was MY fucking title.

[Locked from Ochako]

On the subject of HER, listen up.

I'm looking to throw her a thing. A party, or whatever. She's gotten screwed outta her birthday between the last shithole world we came from and here, and I know how much it's gotten on her nerves every time another one of our birthdays rolls around. Since time is a fat ass lie and no one can stop me, I'm taking the initiative and aging her up. 27th of this month, still figuring out the place. Will update once I know where it'll be.

Besides the birthday crap, anyone who knows her knows that she deserves something fucking nice for everything that she does for other people.

If you're friends of Ochako Uraraka, you'd better be there. Unless you wanna get your ass blown to pieces.

And say so, so I can get a damn headcount for food and shit.

Comments

[likethelight]

Alright. It would help if I had your name though?

[ OR OCHAKO'S BEFORE ALMOST THE END OF THE MESSAGE but hey, at least he could figure that out from being at the tournament. ]

I'm Allen Walker.

[detonating]

Bakugou Katsuki.

[SHHHHHH HE

COMMUNICATION THAT AREN'T BATTLE PLANS ARE NOT HIS FORTE OKOKOK]

No promises on remembering that shit, but noted.

[likethelight]

[ LOOK THERE'S SOMETHING BEING YOUR FORTE AND... gosh Shouto might actually be better at communicating and he's seen him try to talk to (interrogate) civilians on the street. ]

Noted.

Good luck.

[detonating]

[YOU SHOULD SEE SHOUTO AND KATSUKI TRYING TO COMMUNICATE TOGETHER, ALLEN. With each other or with other people.

It's a fucking disaster. Definitely worth grabbing some popcorn for.


Also sorry, he's a dick. Ain't responding to that.]

[likethelight]

[ Popcorn? He's gonna need aspirin for this party.

Also wow. Not surprised. ]

[detonating]

[Popcorn during, beginning stages. Aspirin halfway through, and a long vacation away from those assholes after.

Listen! He will get an update text as promised??? ]

[likethelight]

[ If only he were a drinking man... And hey, hey. At least he likes Shouto and somehow finds it endearing. Which is saying something after living with him for a while after dying. Jury's still out on you, angry man...

You know he is kind of expecting that update to be to a very vague kind of destination that's going to be a headache to find. ]