Text; UN: Dynamight

[detonating]

You nerds don't realize how lucky you were that I got sidelined in a cocoon during that tournament. Any of you who were in the Unarmed Combat Division are feeling like you didn't get enough? Let me know cause I'm itching to kick some asses into the dirt... especially the winner's. That was MY fucking title.

[Locked from Ochako]

On the subject of HER, listen up.

I'm looking to throw her a thing. A party, or whatever. She's gotten screwed outta her birthday between the last shithole world we came from and here, and I know how much it's gotten on her nerves every time another one of our birthdays rolls around. Since time is a fat ass lie and no one can stop me, I'm taking the initiative and aging her up. 27th of this month, still figuring out the place. Will update once I know where it'll be.

Besides the birthday crap, anyone who knows her knows that she deserves something fucking nice for everything that she does for other people.

If you're friends of Ochako Uraraka, you'd better be there. Unless you wanna get your ass blown to pieces.

And say so, so I can get a damn headcount for food and shit.

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[detonating]

That's your problem. Literally don't give a shit.

[Katsuki's smarter than the packaging presents, he's not going to die at all if he can help it. Johnny can keep that stupid count to himself.]

[survivalthroughhate]

Considering you have the same amount of intelligence as he does and such a charming personality as well, I'm starting to consider the merits of teaching you a lesson.

['A lesson' in this case would likely involve death if Maul gets insulted. His track record for reining in his temper isn't all that great.]

god dammit Maul DID WE HAVE TO DO THIS

[detonating]

Oh. You're gonna teach me a fuckin lesson huh?


Who the fuck're you, anyway? Besides some weirdo loser trying to start shit on the internet.

LOL YUP Maul gonna Maul.

[survivalthroughhate]

I am Darth Maul, and if you don't know of my reputation by now, I will assume you have been living under a rock or have one in your skull in the place where your brain should be.

[Welp, looks like Maul is just going all out with this nuisance, there's no turning back now.]

lets see how far this can escalate ig

[detonating]

Or maybe you're just not as significant as you've built yourself up to be in your deluded fucking head.

https://giphy.com/gifs/final-judgment-jmSImqrm28Vdm

[survivalthroughhate]

So says the cocky one who claims he's a number one fighter. And here I am never even having known of your existence until this moment. Your arrogance will be your undoing.

yes. that gift, exactly.

[detonating]

Saying I would've taken first place isn't the same as trying to wave my name around like a big dick.

If you're trying to intimidate me, I've got news for you. This shit is fucking hilarious. Keep it coming, you fucking toddler.

[survivalthroughhate]

Oh, I understand entirely right now. You're nothing more than a big-mouthed coward who likes to talk up how wonderful he is but cowers in fear the moment someone stronger than them comes along. It all makes sense.

[He's not sure if Katsuki will take the bait or not, but seeing as how he's definitely a hothead, there's a good chance he will.]

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[adaine]

[Okay, as someone who has commented on Bakugou's posts to sass him before, she probably doesn't have much room to stand on here. But like...]

...You're the one who initiated conversation just to insult him, though?

[survivalthroughhate]

Anyone this arrogant and rude deserves to be taken down a peg or two. And I'm just the one to do it.

[It helps that Maul has a lot of the same qualities himself.]

[detonating]

I can fight my own fuckin battles just fine.

[He typed 'fuck off' like four times, four different ways before landing on this. MAY NOT SEEM LIKE MUCH BUT HE'S TRYING TO BE BETTER ABOUT SHIT OK.]

[adaine]

[She lets out an exasperated sigh. Fighting his own battles will obviously just mean escalation but it's also not Adaine's business if Bakugou wants to run into an electric fence over and over again.]

Okay, but be careful. He's dangerous. And, again, it'd ruin Ochako's birthday party if you died horribly. She likes you for reasons I can't begin to comprehend.

[detonating]

Ain't worried about him, not even a little.

Before you go and say anything about it, that doesn’t mean I'm not gonna watch my back or underestimate shit, either. This asshole ain't the first unhinged villain type I've run into and he won't be the last by a long shot.

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[adaine]

I don't actually think you're stupid, so I'm not worried you'll rush in unprepared.

[She would do that, though. She is very smart but also very stupid. She switches to private.]

From what I know he's trying to like... reform? But he's very bad at it, as seen here? Might be a good idea to call him on it. Up to you.

[detonating]

Reform? Right.

He's like a fuckin toddler that's kicking and screaming cause he aint getting his way.

Let him.

It's gonna piss him off even more than if I gave him his way, and not only is he not worth ANY of my fuckin time, that's way more satisfying.

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[abornfighter]

Hey Maul. Would you mind postponing this? I've got a fight scheduled with him tomorrow.

[Aka hello, please remember our talks about anger management.]

[survivalthroughhate]

Then save me a piece because I'm not going to see satisfied until he's missing a few teeth.

[........Apparently Maul might need another chat regarding that. He's a slow learner, rarely do things stick in his head after just hearing it once or twice.]

[abornfighter]

Will do. Thanks for being patient.

[She doesn't know exactly how long he'll hold this grudge, but if he's willing to wait, she'll take it as a good sign. If nothing else, it means he'll have a cooldown period before fighting.]

[survivalthroughhate]

I'll wait. For a time. And then I'll make him wish he'd never been born. I doubt his fighting skills match his boasting and insults.

[Oh, Maul can hold a grudge for literal decades, there's no way he's gonna let this go. Bakugou has pissed him off something good.]

[abornfighter]

Random question, but when was the last time you had something to eat?

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[wannasmash]

Are you a teacher?

[ Read the room, Deku... For an emotionally sensitive guy, sometimes he just misses the mark completely. Also, text doesn't convey tone. ]

This is my sparring partner. Kind of like your friend? The one you posted about who had a birthday a while ago? I'm sorry I don't remember their name.

[survivalthroughhate]

[Oh, he remembers this kid from the post he made about Reaper's birthday. Unfortunately, since it's text, he's not sure if he's being insulted or not.]

Sometimes I am. And right now I am going to teach your sparring partner a very valuable lesson that he needs to learn.

[wannasmash]

Oh then he'll have an edge on me. He talks like, well, like that, but he's actually a really good student. I got a ton of things to do these days but... I can't let him surpass me. I'll just have to work harder.

I don't suppose you can tell me what you're working on? Though I wouldn't put it past Kacchan to just surprise me next practice... I admit that's kind of exciting too.

[survivalthroughhate]

The lesson I am going to teach him is about disrespecting someone when they are much stronger than you are. Tough talk and cockiness don't mean much in the way of experience and brutality. I'll return him to you mostly in one piece.

[For all Maul is trying to do better, he's not going to sit there and let some smarmy little asshole talk big like he's hot shit and insult Maul. He's never been one to take that from anyone and he's not about to start now.]

[wannasmash]

[ What's (hilarious but mostly) terrible is he can't tell if Maul is being serious or just intimidating like his teachers back at UA. ]

I'm sure he didn't mean
Well
I'm so sorry he's like that.
But I really do prefer him in one piece. There's no point sparring with him when he's not at his best.