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text | carcinoGeneticist | apologies
HELLO FELLOW SLEEPERS. I WOULD LIKE TO PUBLICALLY OFFER MY SINCERE CONDOLENCES FOR THE TRICKSTER VIRUS I IMPLEMENTED LAST MONTH. A THEORY OF MINE GOT OUT OF HAND AND PEOPLE HAD TO SUFFER FOR IT WHICH IS 100% MY BAD. I AM SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD LEADER AND INSTEAD, I FAILED YOU ALL. AS PER FUCKING USUAL.
(Karkat. Holy shit. No one thinks you're their leader. Again.)
PAST ME IS ARGUABLY THE MOST WORTHLESS, IDIOTIC TROLL TO HAVE EVER EXISTED IN ANY TIMELINE OR REALITY. TRULY, HE PROBABLY HUFFS CEILING CHIPS TO PUT TOGETHER BASIC SOLUTIONS. THAT GUY IS SUCH AN INSUFFERABLE PIECE OF SHIT SO I FULLY SUPPORT YOUR (PLATONIC) HATRED OF HIM. HE'S AN ASSHOLE.
TO BE HONEST, I WOULD SUPPORT YOUR HATRED OF CURRENT ME TOO. YOUR FEELINGS OF HATE ARE COMPLETELY APPROPRIATE GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF ME ROYALLY FUCKING SHIT UP FOR SOME PEOPLE. AGAIN, MY BAD.
I WOULDN'T EVEN JUDGE YOU FOR HATING FUTURE ME EITHER.
...
ANYWAY. NOW I HAVE TO EXTRAPOLATE A VERY CRUCIAL POINT: IF YOU CLICK ON A LINK SOME RANDO SENT YOU ON THE INTERNET, YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON. YOU ARE THE DOWNFALL OF YOUR OWN SPECIES AND YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY FEEL LIKE THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN IDIOTSVILLE. CONGRATULATIONS, DICKBAG, I HAVE CRAFTED A DUNCE CROWN SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU. YOU ARE NOW THE MAYOR OF MORONS. DOES IT FEEL SPECIAL TO BE SO STUPID? DO YOU FEEL CONTENT IN YOUR ABYSMAL DEN OF DERELICT THINK FUNCTIONS?
I BET YOU DO, YOU GODDAMN PROTOZOIC ORGANISM. YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN MOTHERFUCKING PWNED BY THE MOST BASIC VIRUS SPREAD EVER AND IF YOU ARE EMBARRASSED, I WANT TO OFFER YOU A FIRM CLAP ON THE SHOULDER. YOU SHOULD FEEL EMBARRASSED.
BITCH.
(--Yeah, okay. Just ignore him. As he said, he gives you full permission to hate current and future him too. Starting now.)
(Karkat. Holy shit. No one thinks you're their leader. Again.)
PAST ME IS ARGUABLY THE MOST WORTHLESS, IDIOTIC TROLL TO HAVE EVER EXISTED IN ANY TIMELINE OR REALITY. TRULY, HE PROBABLY HUFFS CEILING CHIPS TO PUT TOGETHER BASIC SOLUTIONS. THAT GUY IS SUCH AN INSUFFERABLE PIECE OF SHIT SO I FULLY SUPPORT YOUR (PLATONIC) HATRED OF HIM. HE'S AN ASSHOLE.
TO BE HONEST, I WOULD SUPPORT YOUR HATRED OF CURRENT ME TOO. YOUR FEELINGS OF HATE ARE COMPLETELY APPROPRIATE GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF ME ROYALLY FUCKING SHIT UP FOR SOME PEOPLE. AGAIN, MY BAD.
I WOULDN'T EVEN JUDGE YOU FOR HATING FUTURE ME EITHER.
...
ANYWAY. NOW I HAVE TO EXTRAPOLATE A VERY CRUCIAL POINT: IF YOU CLICK ON A LINK SOME RANDO SENT YOU ON THE INTERNET, YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON. YOU ARE THE DOWNFALL OF YOUR OWN SPECIES AND YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY FEEL LIKE THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN IDIOTSVILLE. CONGRATULATIONS, DICKBAG, I HAVE CRAFTED A DUNCE CROWN SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU. YOU ARE NOW THE MAYOR OF MORONS. DOES IT FEEL SPECIAL TO BE SO STUPID? DO YOU FEEL CONTENT IN YOUR ABYSMAL DEN OF DERELICT THINK FUNCTIONS?
I BET YOU DO, YOU GODDAMN PROTOZOIC ORGANISM. YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN MOTHERFUCKING PWNED BY THE MOST BASIC VIRUS SPREAD EVER AND IF YOU ARE EMBARRASSED, I WANT TO OFFER YOU A FIRM CLAP ON THE SHOULDER. YOU SHOULD FEEL EMBARRASSED.
BITCH.
(--Yeah, okay. Just ignore him. As he said, he gives you full permission to hate current and future him too. Starting now.)
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Back home, I was looking for a way to repopulate my species as well, after our typical methods of creating life were destroyed. Cybertronians aren't like organics, obviously. Our creation process isn't so simple as finding two compatible members and having them go through the motions, you see.
Thankfully my planet wasn't destroyed. [As far as he knows.]
We can see if something else can come out of this blood magic. Perhaps we'll figure out the secret to our underwater Sleeper forms.
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OH, YES, I SEE VERY WELL. MY KIND HAS A SIMILARLY UNUSUAL WAY OF REPRODUCTION. WELL, NOT COMPLETELY UNUSUAL, BUT UNUSUAL ENOUGH THAT REPLICATING IT ISN'T SO SIMPLE. PERHAPS WE COULD TALK ABOUT THAT TOO THOUGH. BEING A GENETICIST IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING SOMETIMES, BUT IT IS EASIER WITH ANOTHER AROUND. PERHAPS WE COULD SET UP A LAB AND THEORIZE ABOUT OUR RESPECTIVE POPULATIONS. THERE IS ALWAYS A SOLUTION.
ACTUALLY, HAVING A LAB, IN GENERAL, MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA SO THAT EXPERIMENTS DON'T GO BATSHIT. OKAY. NEW PLAN. YOU'RE ON MY TEAM. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A LAB. IT'S GOING TO BE SWEET AS HELL.
YOU'RE NOT MISSING OUT ON THE EXPERIENCE. IT ISN'T AS TRAGIC AS IT SOUNDS, BUT IT IS ANNOYING TO DEAL WITH.
THAT IS ALSO INTERESTING. I WOULD LIKE TO UNDERSTAND HOW OUR BLOOD CHANGED TOO AND IF IT IS EVEN POSSIBLE TO CHANGE IT BACK. PART OF ME FEELS LIKE THAT IS OFFENSIVE THOUGH.
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[Together, they can conquer the world.]
I do have a warehouse where I keep my supplies. It's big enough for my frame without requiring me to work using a holomatter avatar. If we can find the funding, we can turn it into a formidable workshop.