( accidental omni post )

[jedies]

Obi-Wan Kenobi (38) Looking for something with no strings attached? Tired of the awkward fumbling of a person who doesn't know what they're doing? Seeking out an attentive lover who gives you all the time and energy you deserve for a lovely evening? Then look no further than Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master. General of the Republic. Known galaxy-wide as the Negotiator, he will see to your satisfaction

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video | un: sharpshooter

[azurestar]

[Have Lance totally laughing for a bit there before he speaks.]

Oh man, this's great. So how are you gonna be negotiating for someone's "satisfaction"? I'm dying to know how that works.

[jedies]

That hardly seems suitable for the public. Some things should be kept under wraps.

[azurestar]

[Lance blinks and then sputters an uncomfortable laugh.]

Dude, I wasn't asking for details on how you're gonna, y'know… [Oh no, he's turning a little pink, and he coughs into his fist.]

[jedies]

[ obi-wan looks bemused. ]

Weren't you? My mistake then.

[azurestar]

No, I wasn't! I was wondering who you're even gonna negotiate with, y'know…

[He gestures helplessly. Please get what he's trying to say!]

[jedies]

[ he chuckles. ]

As I said. Some negotiations should happen behind closed doors.

[azurestar]

No, nonono, not what I mean! Ugh! Who's holding someone's satisfaction hostage? Is it some cartoon bad guy or an overprotective Dad?

[jedies]

[ hmm. he's getting his signals crossed here. ]

Do you mean my title as Negotiator? That came from the war when I would speak to planets to ally themselves with the Republic.

[azurestar]

[SO VERY CROSSED. Lance just stares with a flat 'are you kidding me' look…]

…Yeah, sure. That's what I mean.

[jedies]

[ he chuckles. ]

Or not. Why not clarify?

[azurestar]

[Lance squints.]

I get the feeling you're totally messing with me now.

[jedies]

Would I do that to you?

[azurestar]

I've got four older siblings, man. I trust no one when it comes to stuff like this.

[jedies]

I had a whole Temple of those.

Still, it's not like I'm untrustworthy.

[azurestar]

Exactly what a guy messing with me would say.

[jedies]

Paranoia is very unhealthy.

[azurestar]

Not when it's saved my life like… [he counts on his fingers] at least ten times.

[jedies]

And yet, it hasn't saved you from this conversation.

[azurestar]

…So you're admitting you're messing with me?

[jedies]

Messing with you?

That would imply effort on my behalf.

[azurestar]

[He sighs heavily.] Alright, fine. I give up.

So you really don't get what I was asking?

[jedies]

Not in its entirety.

[azurestar]

[SIGH.]

If you're a negotiator, you're like negotiating to release hostages and for like other people to give you what you want in a deal, right?

[jedies]

That is part of it, yes.

[azurestar]

Alright, so if you're negotiating for someone's "pleasure" then who are you negotiating with? Who's holding their pleasure hostage? Why? And wouldn't someone be totally into getting pleasured? Why is negotiating even necessary? I have questions, man!