Princess Snow White (
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deernet2022-02-02 06:43 pm
004 Video; UN: Filledwithsunshine
Why hello there!
[Snow White is in her kitchen, which is really pretty standard. This time, however, she's not surrounded by food that is being jarred, pickled, or dried. Her army of animal friends is around her, per the norm. The more observant will notice that Snow has on an apron and has several stray bits of dough and mixing bowls around her.]
Several friends of mine have asked, and I thought, well, why not offer it to everyone!
I would like to offer baking and cooking lessons to everyone who might want them, oh not these friends mind you [Snow gestures to her animals.] they already know how to cook! [Because of course they do]! I can teach you the very basics, or if you'd like, much more advanced lessons as far as I'm able to!
I think everyone should be able to cook. I can teach you how to cook outdoors as well! It's very easy to start a fire once you know the steps.
The only ingredients we won't use are apples, but if there's anything else you've always wanted to learn, I'd be happy to try and help you!
[A songbird tweets something and she turns to look at them.] Hmm? Price? I haven't thought of one, I'm sure we can figure something out. [In that, it will be very likely Snow will ask for nothing in return because she does that.]
I look forward to helping you on your cooking journey!
[Snow White is in her kitchen, which is really pretty standard. This time, however, she's not surrounded by food that is being jarred, pickled, or dried. Her army of animal friends is around her, per the norm. The more observant will notice that Snow has on an apron and has several stray bits of dough and mixing bowls around her.]
Several friends of mine have asked, and I thought, well, why not offer it to everyone!
I would like to offer baking and cooking lessons to everyone who might want them, oh not these friends mind you [Snow gestures to her animals.] they already know how to cook! [Because of course they do]! I can teach you the very basics, or if you'd like, much more advanced lessons as far as I'm able to!
I think everyone should be able to cook. I can teach you how to cook outdoors as well! It's very easy to start a fire once you know the steps.
The only ingredients we won't use are apples, but if there's anything else you've always wanted to learn, I'd be happy to try and help you!
[A songbird tweets something and she turns to look at them.] Hmm? Price? I haven't thought of one, I'm sure we can figure something out. [In that, it will be very likely Snow will ask for nothing in return because she does that.]
I look forward to helping you on your cooking journey!

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And that does seem to be the case, people seem so surprised by my animal friends! Oh! Is that your Omen? She's adorable! You called her Melody? What an absolutely lovely name! Hello there, Melody!
Oh, they seemed to manage alright, even though there were seven of them. Their cottage was the perfect size for them, and they were able to fit in me too! I admit, I still miss their chairs, they were adorable!
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It is a little unlike anything I've heard of from home, but if the animals here are willing to help, that can only be a good thing. [and at Snow White's praise, Melody flutters down to perch on Rose's index finger, which she holds up. Melody is chirping something which sounds like "Alexander's Ragtime Band"] She's very cute! I'd wanted a canary since I was a girl and I thought that Melody was appropriate.
I can't imaging sharing a house with seven other people. There wasn't any crowding?
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Oh! What an adorable little song she's singing! Melody is a perfect name. My Omen's name is Faramund. Oh! I suppose you should meet him since you'll be over. He never leaves my side!
Well, a little bit, but no, their cottage was the perfect size for all seven of them, even if I came along and change things a bit.
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It's a popular song where I come from. And I thought so, although it's not that original. But she says she likes it. I'd love to meet Faramund, what does his name mean? [after all, names are important]
It must have been nice to have so much company. So many people to depend on. [she says with a note of yearning in her voice]
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Oh, I know! I completely agree. [Snow White understands the yearning, she's ached for the same thing.] They protect each other through thick and thin! No one is more loyal than a dwarf once you earn it.
But you can start depending on me, if you like! I am to be your teacher, after all!
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[she misses Jack like no other. she'd like to think she's dealing with his loss, but for the most part, she's putting off the mourning. there's too much to do and learn for her to allow herself that luxury] Are any of them here? I hope so, there's a lot to get used to here.
I would really appreciate that, Snow White. And the reverse is true as well, you can count on me, too.
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No, I'm afraid not. But I know they would want me to be happy and safe and make as many new friends as I possibly could. I've never really gotten a chance to do... anything like that before them, before here.
Oh, I really like that, being able to count on someone else. That's such a lovely feeling!
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[and Rose can relate to not being able to make friends until a certain point. she knows the feeling all too well] I'd like to be your friend, if that's acceptable to you. I'm afraid I don't have much practice making friends, but again. I want to do something about it.
It is. Entirely underrated in the world I came from, but that serves to make it more valuable now that I'm away from it.
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Oh, I would very much adore our being friends! I've not had much practice either when it comes to people. So we can figure it out together! I'm very glad to be your friend, Rose.
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[and she smiles warmly] I'm so glad. It's always easier to understand things when it's two people working together than it is when it's one person working alone. So I think we'll be fast friends.
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They do say two heads are better than one! And if we can't figure things out, I'm sure we can always find someone who does.
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They are, especially when it comes to navigating new territory. Though, the idea of being tutored in friendship is rather cute.
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Well, you have to learn somewhere, I imagine! Someone had to figure out friendship.
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Yes, and it certainly wasn't Adam and Eve.
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But... will you come with me, Rose. I've never met a Pthumerian before, I don't wish to say the wrong thing.
Adam and oh! [She giggles.] No, I suppose not. Maybe a bit after them.
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Of course I will. And you'll do fine, you're friendly and kind, I'm sure they'd like you.
[Rose grins] Yeah. Not their sons, either. So maybe their grandchildren?
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I do try, I find there can always be more kindness in the world. [A good philosophy, but one easily manipulated.]
Perhaps so! In any case, it must have come from somewhere, no one is born with friends, as sad as that sounds. But look how many you can make!
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There should. Most people where I grew up were so greedy and desperate to maintain their status that they forgot how to be kind. [also easily manipulated if someone seemed kind to her]
I am. So many people from so many versions of Earth, not to mention those from other planets entirely!
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Oh, how terribly sad. I don't put much stock in status. After all, I'm a princess and that certainly didn't mean anything back home and doesn't mean anything here.
I completely agree! Have you gotten a chance to meet others from other planets?
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I never did, either. [and Rose nods] ...once, I had someone compare people of my status to royalty and it often did mean something there. But not always and I never liked it.
Yes and it's certainly something I'd never imagined possible. We barely even had, um...sci-fi? I think that's what they call it. Other planets were unthinkable.
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I especially dislike when people use status as an excuse to treat people unkindly, that makes me the most upset.
I never even met people outside of my country, but now there are people from everywhere. It's so exciting. You should speak to Maul! He's very nice! [He is not.]
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You wouldn't like my ex-fiancé. He was entirely happy to use his status against people.
I'm mostly amazed by how much progress had been made between my time and the time of most everyone else. And if he is, then we'll have to meet. [LOL]
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Well, I suppose my being a princess would have some sort of use, perhaps I could put him in his place. [She giggles, but... maybe she's also a little bit serious? It's REALLY hard to tell with Snow White's tone.]
Oh, I quite agree! One of my favorite things has been the new ovens, oh and the way bathtubs are now! You can have warm water in just moments!
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Snow, I would absolutely love to see you do so! I'd marry you on the spot! [was she joking? mostly. but she's recently discovered that bisexuality is a thing and, well. Snow is ridiculously beautiful]
Ovens and bathtubs and microwaves and dishwashers and laundry machines! How on Earth did we survive without them! They're so very convenient.
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[Snow White blushed deeply, her snow-white cheeks getting a bright bit of color.] Oh! Goodness! Well, I'm honored! You're lovely! [She giggled, not really taking it as anything more than a joke.] Well, he'll have to come here first, I suppose. And really, we're much luckier that he isn't, but you send him my way if you need it, Rose.
Terribly so! And it's so strange what is the same and what is different here. Like plague doctors! That was very surprising to still see!
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CW: Child abuse and neglect /sobs
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HTML, darn you to the deepest bowels of heck!
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<3!
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Wrap?
Works for me! ❤