text | un: anonymous

[possessum]

( This is not Peter Graham, though of course, posting anonymously takes away that possibility. The user didn't want to use the boy's network handle, to inevitably be seen through the filter of "Not Peter."

The user is trying to define his own identity. )

why did you choose your title here on this THING
what is the meaning
?
?

( ...Texting is still something he struggles with, though the demon has been watching and learning and forming his own conclusions on how to do it. Autocorrect is a life-saver. Two questions get two question marks. ....Even if they go in the wrong place. )

i will grant you a
GOLDEN COIN
if you
RESPOND

( ...For those who know Paimon fairly well, that particular offer of exchange might betray who he is. But the demon of Knowledge is curious to hear reasons, and within them: perhaps stories, memories, self-perceptions. There is a meaning to everything, whether simple or complex.

And perhaps by the end of it, he will know what title he would give himself, here on the network. )

Comments

text un: vi

[faceblocks]

obv its to give u something to bitch about
lord murderdeathblast of bang boom explosion fire

[detonating]

Do you just have NOTHING productive to do with your lame squid life?

You fucking stalker.

[faceblocks]

got tons of shit to do
just so happens i can type this while doing them

multitasking stalker ig
good morning to u too
🖕🖕🖕

[detonating]

I know I'm fucking awesome but every damn time I comment on the network? Better watch out. My girlfriend might drop a building on your head.

👎👎👎
Back at you, Punching Bag.
Guess it's good to see that you're still alive or whatever.

[Since they haven't talked. Katsuki has been a bit of a recluse since he came back.]

[faceblocks]

yeah totally watching out for buildings
not rly

if shes cool enough to throw (?) buildings whats she doing w/u
tell u what it she hits me ill buy her a round of drinks

good to see u havent lost ur charm
asshole
:)

Text - un: Uravity (gently threadjacks for great justice)

[floatsaway]

A building is probably too heavy, and USUALLY half buried in the ground, but I can throw a car or two.
Maybe three. (￣▽￣)b

I can't drink, but I'll gladly take some ice cream or snacks if all it takes is hitting someone!!
I'll even let you choose where. ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ

Also I'm with him because he's #1 in all categories:
Looks, smarts, kisses, cooking, fighting, etc.
And I deserve the best of the best cuz I'm so cute.

[faceblocks]

three cars? that's worth ice cream and snacks.

what am choosing: where to take u or where you sling that car? ;)

u got a few points there
ill take ur word on the kissing
(and maybe the smarts and fighting too but just cause i like giving him shit)

he never told me he could cook
that one hurts me right in my bones
and my stomach
BETRAYAL

u do sound pretty cute

[floatsaway]

Yeah, if they're each about 2.5 tons, it'd be no problem.
My maximum weight capacity is about 10.

Why not both? ;P

Don't underestimate him. He may make noise like a cute little doggy, but Bakugou's actually really skilled.
He's in the top of of class back home, I think number 3, but that's ONLY for test scores and general academics. Everything else I'd definitely say he's #1.

OH MY GOSH HE COOKS LIKE A PRO IT'S LIKE RESTAURANT QUALITY EVERY TIME. ٩(♡ε♡)۶
u should see his knife skills, too, he can dice up veggies super duper fast and not even nick himself.
i can cook good, but Bakugou's just insane. idk where he got that kind of crazy skill, but i don't complain cuz i get to eat well when he makes dinner or breakfast. (っ˘ڡ˘ς)
The ONLY bad thing is he likes his food stupid spicy, and I can't handle all that much spice, so I kind of want to cry when he puts too much in mine.

Omg...i'm really not, it was just a joke. (*/ω＼)
But thank you.
I bet you're not nearly as bad as he probably says you are.

[detonating]

COUCH OR DEATH

YOUR CHOICE

[FOR SO MANY REASONS JFC]

[faceblocks]

holy shit
im down for dodging a car if u wanna fling one this way sometime
we can get snacks after and bakugou can also get snacks (or drinks w/e) if he stuffs his mouth w/food he cant complain as much
ok he CAN probably itll just take longer

huh. wouldnt be the first time i underestimated someone so yeah i can see it
would never have guessed he was a smarty pants AND a smartass but hey like u said why not both

now i gotta hit him up for cooking tip
i also like the SPICE

nah i bet u are id bet a blood stone on it
and lunch

i might be that bad who knows
(im not)
at this point i kinda take it as a compliment XD

[detonating]

YO

GET YOUR OWN FUCKING GIRLFRIEND, LOSER

[faceblocks]

YO

NOT LOOKING, NERD

im a lot of things but id never try and take someones lady
besides look at all that shit she said about you

SMARTY PANTS

[detonating]

Heavy objects in general.
She could fuckin squash you like a bug if she wanted to, so I wouldn't write her off. What plays to your stalker favor is that she's a really good hero. Nice and shit.

I'm bad ass. She's bad ass. It ain't rocket science.

Never will, either.
You ready to get your ass kicked again soon?

[faceblocks]

who said i wrote her off
she might be too cool for u

it MIGHT be rocket science mr top of his class

always
ive got some upgrades

big question
are YOU ready

long time no asskick

Private, because it's getting a lil personal. Friends eyes only.

[detonating]

You did, with your shitty sarcasm.
But I'm cool as fuck, I don't know what you're talking about. If anything, she's too GOOD for me.

What kind of upgrades?
I could really use a good fight right now.

( txt; un: BOMBSHELL )

[opheliac]

WHAT? u have gf?!?!?! Laaaaammmmeeeee!!!!@@@@@

how am i suppose to shoot my shot around here if everyone is w/ everyone? this is so dumb.

i quit. everyone here sux

[detonating]

The fuck?? So what if I do?

And you're a dumbass. Can't accomplish shit if you're gonna be a lame quitter about it. That just makes it your own damn fault in the end.

[Katsuki's encouragement comes thinly veiled as insulting, more often than not.]

[opheliac]

its lame, thats what.
u should dump her b/c im more fun to be around anyway.
u and i BOTH like fire and bombs and explosions!!!!
WE MAKE A BETTER TEAM!!!

1/2

[detonating]

[Record. Fucking. Scratch.

E X C U S E M E B I T C H ?????????]

2/2 I...AM SO SORRY JINX.....

[detonating]

You're fucking joking, right?
I should blast you into pieces for even SUGGESTING it

You barely know me. You obviously don't fucking know her. You don't know how fun she can be. Or how fierce. What kind of team we make. She's fucking amazing.

She's better than YOU are, you self-absorbed little SHIT.
If that's how you are, so willing to step on someone else' happiness to get what you THINK you want? It's no fucking wonder you can't find someone.

text | un: dito (cw: mention of necrophilia)

[syncopathic]

have you checked the cemetery? I'm sure the local corpses are VERY amenable.

[opheliac]

i havent
but u know whats great?
kissing a stick of dynamite while being strapped to a pole.
unable to move.
the infinite kiss as the timer counts down to 0.
want to try it?
ive heard it gets RLY heated at the end.

[Private] (cw: mention of sexual violence/death i don't even fucking know it's Dito)

[syncopathic]

[...Okay, maybe this chick has some hot ideas. Time to up the ante a little.]

Never was a fan of not being in control of my own body, but I can see the appeal.

Stop me if you've tried this one before-- you're fucking someone while palming a blade, and the moment they're about to unload you stab them in the neck and just ride out the crazy death tremors.

If they're on top you get the chance of them coughing up blood right on your face, too. Really enhances the experience, in my opinion.

[detonating]

what in the actual fuck is wrong with you?

[syncopathic]

Depends. Can you spare two hours?