measuringdicks: (you're too old to lose it)

[personal profile] measuringdicks 2022-05-17 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
okay cool so
do not do what I did and bottle it up and hope it goes away bc news-fucking-flash it does not go away ever
it just gets worse and you look like a sadder and sadder sack of shit the longer it goes on so better to just nip it in the bud and tell her
you're lucky you got here because even if you're a girl or vaguely girl-shaped or whatever nobody's gonna fuck you up here because you want to touch another girl's tits
so tell her
worst that's gonna happen is she turns you down
measuringdicks: (of my life without you on my mind)

[personal profile] measuringdicks 2022-05-18 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
then tell her she's not and prove it
it helps if you don't call out the wrong name while she's touching your tits btw that's a dick move

so was he and so was I
for good reasons but in the end it just meant we talked about it late and got together late and now I'm the sad dumbass living alone bc he went back into the ocean
look just
talk to her
tell her that you like her but give her the time and space she needs to process it
and accept whatever happens next
measuringdicks: (oh you're a rock n roll suicide)

[personal profile] measuringdicks 2022-05-19 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
good because it's such a douchey thing to do

uh thanks
this is weirdly not the first time someone's called me sensible but it's not a common thing I've heard out of people
idk I guess I don't want other people to go through what he and I went through
a lot of things could've gone better before we got together if we talked more

listen if this works out or not just say something on the network again yeah??
and we can commiserate about it either way
I'm not gonna share my real name here because fuck if I wanna tell people personal shit but I want you to know I'll be here rooting for you anon
measuringdicks: (a true survivor; feeling like)

[personal profile] measuringdicks 2022-05-20 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
no actually once we got together we were generally mostly okay, and when we did run into trouble we talked shit out even though sometimes it felt like pulling teeth
(unfortunately some hard but necessary talks will feel like that if you do get into a relationship with her)
it was the getting together that was rough

it's just
he's gone now
so I'm the only one left

we had telephones back home but it was nothing like this
but I've gotten used to the network
I've been hopping around the multiverse for a while now and networks like this have been a pretty regular feature in three out of four universes I've ever been in
don't mention it
seriously, don't, I have a rep as a cool and funny guy to maintain
can't be seen giving out sensible romantic advice
why do you think I'm anonymous
measuringdicks: (i'm gonna take two weeks)

[personal profile] measuringdicks 2022-05-24 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
oh funny he was the same as you
I was better at hiding it
you get pretty good at hiding when you're from rural fuckballs, ass-end of nowhere, USA
if she's the type to hold things in you should encourage her to let them out a little more
treat her like a stray cat and all that

yeah
it was fucking awful
don't lose her.

a while
don't feel too bad about it tho my home was a fucking shithole, this is an improvement even with all the monsters