[Huaisang doesn't know how to make it anonymous, but he knows how to make a funky new name, so— close enough. This isn't even important enough to be anonymous, he simply has... overbearing brothers. Of a sort.]
HELP!
HELP!
HELP!
HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!
HELP!
[Okay, surely that is a good enough attention-grabber, so moving on to the real (not that urgent) problem:]
Hello! I have a problem, and I need someone to solve it!! I'll owe you one!! Please don't look away or new and worse problems will undoubtedly arise next!!!!
How do you get corruption out of a thing? You know, an object? Can I do that? I've already read about how to get corruption out of a person, but this is different. It's starting to stain my floor...
If it helps, it's something from my home. I don't know if that matters, I really don't know anything about this stuff.
Obviously, I don't want to touch it!! But it's going to be a hassle for me if I can't clean it up. If you help me out, I'll be in your debt!
[Hm he used that one already, well—]
Please help, it's so embarrassing!!!
HELP!
HELP!
HELP!
HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!
HELP!
[Okay, surely that is a good enough attention-grabber, so moving on to the real (not that urgent) problem:]
Hello! I have a problem, and I need someone to solve it!! I'll owe you one!! Please don't look away or new and worse problems will undoubtedly arise next!!!!
How do you get corruption out of a thing? You know, an object? Can I do that? I've already read about how to get corruption out of a person, but this is different. It's starting to stain my floor...
If it helps, it's something from my home. I don't know if that matters, I really don't know anything about this stuff.
Obviously, I don't want to touch it!! But it's going to be a hassle for me if I can't clean it up. If you help me out, I'll be in your debt!
[Hm he used that one already, well—]
Please help, it's so embarrassing!!!