Deer Country Network

[The video turns on and it's everyone's not-so-favorite Sith Lord. He looks better than he did upon arrival though he wears the usual expression of just barely contained fury he's known for. Sitting next to him is a creature that might be the stuff of human nightmares given how they're all teeth. They could have easily been mistaken for a monster in this place were it not for the fact they're remaining perfectly still, Maul's right hand resting along their back.

If you're all done fooling around with these devices like the children half of you are, perhaps we can turn our attention to more serious matters. Oh, and for those of you who had hoped I wouldn't find my way here, so sorry to disappoint.

[Though he sounds anything but.]

For one, I recall a lot of bleating about organizing a government and such during your charming little witch hunt of me. I assume for most you that was all talk but surely there has to be a few enterprising souls that were serious. If so, let us talk more. I am most curious given I have some experience with running an entire planet. [Venge, the Maalraas sitting by Maul, paws him gently.] Oh and has anyone else found themselves suddenly with an animal companion?

[Then, having blithely insulted a good three-fourths of the population, the video is turned off.]

[Fern still isn't completely sure about the username change, but Varian reassured him it's cool, so he's going to trust him and give this a try.]

hey sooo the dirt here sucks
i've been around to a few parts of the city looking for something to eat and it's all total garbo
it's so bunk
maybe there's some part of the city that has good stuff? maybe some super secret spot for cool people only
i don't know, people are saying stuff about blood pollution and i'm not going to pretend i know how this world works because it sounds complicated and i've been here for like five minutes
i just want a meal right now
all the clouds blocking out the sun aren't helping either

if anyone knows any spots with some good dirt let me know, ok?

[This feels so ridiculous to type out, but even though he's found his badge that lets him eat he still needs to rely on photosynthesis to get all the nutrients he needs. He doesn't want to start withering.]

man i can't believe i'm saying this but i miss Deerington's dirt