Deer Country Network

[This beanpole is coming at y’all with an extremely serious and important question, possibly life-altering. The fate of Trench may hang in the balance.]

What is pepperoni made of?

Hey, are all the animals here just really big into stealing things? Is this a weird thing that no one warned me about? [ He sounds a little exasperated, a little out of breath, and extremely confused. ]

If anyone sees a deer with a pair of red and black plaid pants, please try to get them back for me. I'm running out of clothes to steal.

[The feed opens up to one Ruby Rose walking through the streets of Crenshaw in the late afternoon. There's a faint plume of flame coming up from her legs that's just barely caught in frame as she uses her cold blood power to become a one woman snow removal service. Sorry for the ice that gets left in her wake. She isn't thinking this one through. She looks to the camera and gives a peace sign.]

What's up Trench? It's your girl Ruby Rose.

Just on a nice afternoon stroll to pick up my girlfriend. That's sweet, right? We're all here for the wholesome moments.

[She takes a turn and the flames die out as she enters the Orphanage.]

We're here today to show you a rare sight. Ange Ushiromiya hard at work helping to make the kids here feel safe and soun-Oh shhh shh- There she is-

[And the camera suddenly flips about randomly as Ruby hides behind one of the stacks in the library. Then it points out to where there's more books on the floor, apparently tossed aside in favour of an original story that's being told here.]

--Then, with a huge jump, Sakutaro the brave little lion cub managed to scare the big, evil bird away!

[ Because there's no book on Ange's lap when the view pans up enough to show her. The girl is just sitting there with a half circle of some of the Orphanage's younger kids around her. Ange's hands move through the air, seeming to control some figures made out of light in front of her. It's hard to see from a distance, but one does kind of look lion-shaped.. but in an overly cutesy way. ]

And with all of the scary things gone, Sakutaro promised Mister Frog that they would be friends forever and ever from that day on. And they were. They went everywhere toge-- [ Ange's voice cuts off when one of the kids seems to point something out...

.. And that's right when Ange's head turns to look directly at where Ruby is recording from. ]

RUBY!

[ Uh oh. UH OH. ]


Uh- Okay that's all the time we have for today! Ruby Rose signing o-ough!

[And Ruby's omni falls out of her hand and to the ground as a book comes sailing past her head. The feed then cuts out.] 

[OOC: Red is Ruby and Gold is for Ange]