Deer Country Network

( if you catch this video fast enough when it starts, the viewer will see a feminine hand coming to view. but that hand quickly ducks down off screen and all the video shows now is an open living room. alright, this seems odd and rather boring.

that is until, suddenly a rocket launcher shark comes into the viewing. whoa! it's pretty huge. it's all in the camera but whoever is controlling it is trying to inch it perfectly. once that's done, the jaw of this weapon starts to move and out comes out a goofy voice someone is providing for it.)

❝Hello everyone! I hope I didn't surprise or scare anyone with my appearance! I've been meaning to chat with you all for a very long time but... ❞

( a little pause as the head looks down to the floor. )

❝ SOMEONE'S been a little rude and wouldn't let me meet people. But it looks like today is the day! So... ask me anything! I'm an open book or we can chat about our favorite things!! I looooooooove talking about good and happy stuff. So don't be shy! ❞