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Whatever you do, DO NOT eat the vanilla chocolates being passed out by the Chocolatier! I am serious, if you do, the results are dire and will be a catastrophe. Throw them away, destroy them, but don't eat them or give them to anyone else.

[That's it, just a few cryptic lines sent out anonymously. Maul's fucked it up good this time and he knows they're only going to snowball from here.]

[The video turns on and Glitch is just sitting at a desk, hand on cheek as he's tapping it all the while.

He's tired, bored, maybe even feeling moody. Who knows nowadays?

But, one thing's for sure he wants something else to focus on that isn't the horrors of Trench, Maul threatening everyone, and well.

The general anxieties of growing up. So, here he is on camera and he starts to talk;]

Okay. I wanna do the healthy thing and ignore what's going on outside for like an hour so;

poll time.

The poll question being;
Yes or No


And if Yes;

How much dad energy does Shiro have?

Ten percent?

Fifty Percent?

One Hundred percent?

The number is incalculable?

Please answer with your remarks below. It's for science.


[A pause before Glitch says;]

For those who don't know what he looks like, this is Shiro.

[ A picture appears right beside the poll. Just so it's clear.] Okay, get to it people.