Deer Country Network

( Cut for potentially headache inducing text cw: insanity, calls for people to harm themselves, cosmic horror, mushroom soup )

[ Late afternoon the network gets hit with another malfunction. The device makes an odd noise when he scrolls through his messages in search of his patrol schedule. He stares down at it, pulling back when the click of a camera shutter sounds off followed by a series of quick typing. Congratulations you are now the recepient of a meme that even he doesn't get. ]

( No Pee Pee Here )


[ Have a face filling your screen with a rather odd caption that is and isn't anything like what it sounds like. ]

It's not a pee pee. It's an emergency first aid treatment for when help doesn't arrive in time.