Deer Country Network

 ( cut for male presenting nipples  )

( this little recording takes place between the misfire adventure argument she had with her sister, vi, but before the sleep farm hell grounds. the first thing one will notice is the girl's hair. it's blue, naturally but there are some red streaks along the locks. if anyone knows of jinx personally or face to face, at least, this means she is somewhat in a huffy mood.

but despite this, she is smiling but in a smug sort of way as she tilts her omni upward, so anyone watching can get a bird's eye view of her. it seems she is outside, AT FARTHER SHORES, to be exact. and maybe this time around, jinx will finally make an announcement or do something on the network that isn't chaotic. )

Hiya, hiya! Didya miss me? 'Course you did. 'Cuz not havin' your local "The Loose Cannon" around to excite your days will just be a set up for dullsville. And who wanna live like that?

( wiggling her eyebrows and clicking her tongue, she resumes on. )

I'm on my way to dive into the ocean! ( she raises up her free arm to let it transform itself into a squid tentacle to do a brief "the worm" motion.)

I had a BLAST idea that maaaaaybe there's somethin' I really need and it's at the bottom. So I'm gonna swim for it.

( her arm resorts back to its natural state with an amusing hum in her throat. there's a slight skip-glitch in the video, but it's fine. we're fine. )

But! — Before I do that, there's a lil' game I gotta finish for a friend. And I need a volunteer for it. So...

( jinx lowers the omni so those can get a better look of her. the grin on her widens but with so much mischievous play in it. )

Who wants to make out with me? ( she giggles then before raises up an index. )

Before all of you jump, I got a few requirements. One. You gotta be the right age for this. I'm eighteen so... figure it out. Two. I swing both ways, all the more lovin', right?

Three? If you DON'T blow my mind like I'll blow yours, I'll hang you up to dry.

( what... does that even mean? she won't tell. )

So when you're ready — ♪ Baby, come get it! ♪

( and now suddenly singing: )

♪ I want you to be my entertainment. No, no, no. Don't keep me waitin'! ♪